The Smell of Fear
I cried when I was directed to this site. I am not alone in my proctophobia. The problem must be common. Why, this place actual has an Anus Fear Clinic! At last, my persistent and irrational fear of rectums might be cured! And just in time for Bear Pride, I can get my pogonophobia (fear of beards) worked on too! Other great fears: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of, I'm not making this up, long words and arachibutyrophobia, the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
A Little Song. A Little dance. A little Seltzer Down your Pants
I don't know that I agree with the folks at Stop Clown Porn Now. Clowns are creepy. Maybe seeing them act a little sexy would make them less scary.
How often do I have to clean my hard drive?
As if living with four cats isn't enough. Now I can have a Web-based Virtual Pet to clamor for attention, too.
Recommended by Peter
I just pictured Emmet Kelley with Linda Lovelace.
OK. Maybe not.
Recommended by David
We hear it's a very popular vacation Destination
No, it's not where dildos are grown and harvested. Everyone knows that the dildo bush has gone extinct. It does however have a Dildo Museum. Which is great if you want to look at old fishhooks (there's a dildo joke there I'm not gonna touch). It seems to have whales, and tours, and kettles. Honestly, it sounds dreadful. Heaven knows why this place is called Dildo. I just hope it's not named for it's discoverer.