"My Administration has launched a global campaign to decriminalize homosexuality and invite all nations to join us in this effort!"—The tail end of Donald Trump's Pride Month proclamation. It's not so much a proclamation as a tweet.
The difference between a flirt and a tease is that a tease won't follow through. I, Billy Masters, am more of a flirt. In fact, I'm what you'd call a sure thing. Alas, I feel as if I've been teasing you with these weekly reports about Aaron Schock. So let's say right off the bat—I'm delivering. To catch you up, the hunky former Congressman has been everywhere since the video of him seemingly fishing around in the pants of a male dance partner at Coachella went viral. Apparently he's been busy in public and in private. For months, people have whispered of clandestine same-sex hookups with guys he's encountered on various apps. Nothing came of those whispers ... until now.
A veritable treasure trove of unidentified nude photos just fell into our hot little hands—and, naturally, you can see them on BillyMasters.com . Aside from the obvious resemblance to our Downton Abbey loving subject, what I find intriguing is that most of them focus on the guy in question's ass. The person in these photos vehemently says he's a top—although more than one of his prospective partners has said that the person in the pics "prefers topping," but says he will bottom. It's kinda like a vegan who occasionally has a pot roast!
Back to these butt photos—let's just say they show angles that typically only turn up in proctological examinations. In addition to the nude pix at various angles showing a body and face that bear a striking resemblance to the proudly straight Schock, we also received a jerk-off video. Again, lots of focus on the ass, but we do see him fully aroused ... in addition to his face. What will he do for an encore? After all, it is Pride Month.
Whoever is in those photos might wanna take a page out of the Kathy Griffin playbook. Griffin was one of the first targets of Trump—or perhaps she was one of the first to turn him into a target. She also turned lemons into lemonade by launching her first international tour. The feisty redhead filmed the concert, added some backstage footage, and is about to release A Hell of a Story. The flick will play in more than 650 movie theatres around the country for ONE DAY—July 31. Hmm—almost sounds like the recipe for an Oscar nomination. For specific locations and other info, check out KathyGriffin.com or text KATHY to 345345.
Scandal is not limited to politics. It's been a few weeks since we've had a Jussie Smollett update. During this hiatus, the courts decided that details of his dubious Chicago escapades would be unsealed and made public. More tragic for him was hearing about the Broadway revival of the play Take Me Out, starring Jesse Williams. You may recall, Jussie had been considered to helm this production before ... well, the "incident." Not that Jesse is scandal-free, but who is? The revival will open at the Helen Hayes Theatre on April 23, 2020.
David Letterman just released the second season of his Netflix show My Next Guest Needs No Introduction. One of his guests is Ellen DeGeneres. In addition to some breezy banter, DeGeneres revealed that she has been a victim of sexual assault. The incident happened when she was about 15 years old. Her stepfather allegedly fondled her breasts, claiming he was doing it to check for lumps. Ellen waited a few years before telling her mother, Betty, who didn't believe her. In fact, Betty stayed married to the man for 18 more years. Betty has said: "I know now that one of the hardest things to do is speak up after being sexually abused. I love my daughter and wish I had the capacity to listen to her when she told me what happened. I live with that regret and I wouldn't want that for any other parent."
In lighter lesbian news, Lea DeLaria is single and happy about it. She recently spoke with Wendy Williams about her scuttled wedding plans. She revealed she was the one who was dumped—although it ended amicably. Eh, lesbians! "She did everything right—Chelsea Fairless is a class act," DeLaria said.
Speaking of acts, DeLaria is taking her act to Provincetown. She bought the venue formerly known as The Pied, and rechristened it The Club. It's in one of the best locations in town, and will now be a jazz club with all the usual accoutrements—food, drink and entertainment. She said it will be different than most P-town venues: "There'll be no cover charge. People can come in and hear live entertainment from world-class jazz musicians, have a drink and small noshes until we close." I suspect she'll be charging a cover when she brings in headliners. Like for July 4th weekend, she's snagged Rosie O'Donnell! Ro will perform July 5-7, and Lea DeLaria will be her opening act. This begs the question—will this be the first time Lea's opened for Rosie? Perhaps we'll find out at the show.
By the by, since there are no new ideas in Hollywood, MGM has announced that they will produce a feature film about the life of Boy George. I have one word for them: Taboo.
Could it be that a certain star of stage and screen ( both large and small ) is having his privates made public by a perturbed ex-paramour? So say people who have seen the photos circulating and recognize the fastidious fella by, of all things, his feet! And you know what they say about large feet. Find out for yourself on BillyMasters.com .
When we can deliver a couple of notorious nudes, it's time to end another column. All in a day's work atBillyMasters.com—the site that always goes the extra mile. We didn't have room for a question this week, but write me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before we get any more schocking stories! Until next time, remember: One man's filth is another man's bible.
