"We could have some good threesomes, me and Anderson." Andy Cohen's response to Sherri Shepherd's question about his sex life, threesomes, and why he doesn't just date Anderson Cooper. Andy quickly added, "Because, by the wayexcuse methat is what it would take. Because we are truly just friends."
When is a "near catastrophic car chase" neither catastrophic nor a car chase?
When pedestrians are moving faster than the cars!
I guess it all depends on how you define "near." Words matter, and never more than when you're Prince Harry and that wife of his...and I think it bears mentioning again that prior to their liaison, her biggest credit was on basic cable (of course, Princess Diana was a school teacher). It is true - Prince Harry, Meg and her mother Doria were in a car in NYC. And it is also true that paparazzi were surrounding the vehicle trying to get photos...God knows of what. But it is also true that funeral processions in small towns move quicker. That reality doesn't invoke a situation on par with the death of Princess Diana.
I've seen a number of videos called Ride, but nothing I'd expect to see on the Hallmark Channel. This Ride features Jake Foy, who is openly gay and Canadian (well, it is Hallmark). Fun factone of his first roles was in the original workshop of the musical "Come From Away"so he's like the Canadian Jenifer Lewis (for the three of you who will get that). In Ride, he plays Tuff McMurray, a gay member of the central family. Yes, a gay cowboy. From Canada. On the Hallmark Channel.
This is how the network describes him: "Tuff is a man of many hats: He protects his brother in the ring by being his bull fighter, he is the foreman of the ranch, and he's also an aspiring musician." For those of you new to the Hallmark Channel, that's code for "gay." Why am I telling you any of this? Because Jake just got engaged to his longtime real-life beau, Nicolas La Traverse. Congrats!
Come the fall, a shake-up is headed for Bachelor Nation. No, Chris Harrison has not been reinstated. The Golden Bachelor will feature a bachelor and prospective mates who are over 60. Funny, I thought some of the previous bachelorettes were pretty close to that! While I probably won't watch The Golden Bachelor, I would tune in for The Golden Bachelorette...if it promised a bevy of mature men!
That leads us to a story about Colton Underwood, the first (and, thus far, only) openly gay Bachelor. In September, 2021, he was spotted with Jordan C. BrownI think the two were making out on a beach in Hawaii, but I'd have to consult the archives...and, really, who has that kind of time? Two years later, they're married. The couple tied the knot in a lavish three-day event in Napa Valley. Colton said, "I've never been more sure about something." Of course, he also said that to Becca...and Cassie...and Tia...and Aly...and...
Someone who may not be a gay bachelor for long is Andy Cohen. He revealed that his son Ben told him, "I want another daddy." Andy responded by saying, "Well, maybe I'll fall in love one day, and you will have another daddy." Of course, since he has a penchant for youngsters, I doubt the basic cable honcho will be calling anyone "Daddy" anytime soonother than Anderson Cooper, of course!
By the by, Cohen posted a couple of nude photos last week. Why? Ostensibly it was to draw attention to skin cancer. The first photo was him in his mid-twenties and is in B&Wwhich is what they were using back then. He appears to be sitting on the edge of an outdoor statue, and captioned the snap,"Feel like I still got it! Should I recreate this 30 year old nude photo????" Due to the overwhelming response, he doffed his top (and then some)and the results are impressive. Under that photo, he wrote a caption reminding people to wear sunscreen and get naked...for a skin check with your dermatologist. That Andyhe's a giver! They're both on BillyMasters.com .
Sometimes my readers hear about stories before I do. Shawn sent in an "Ask Billy" question which piqued my interest. "What do you know about those English divers who are starting an OnlyFans page? What can we see? Are they really nude? Is there any sex involved?"
I knew nothing about this fledging enterprise, but I know a thing or two about hot British divers. And let me tell you, Tom Daley is only the tip...and who wants just the tip? The divers in question are Matty Lee, Daniel Goodfellow and Matthew Dixon. But, alas, they are not planning any adult content. "But hold up...remember I'm a Team GB diver, not a [porn star]. So everything will be SFW and a place when I can interact with you all," said Matty. But he's charging $20/month for Safe For Work footage? Uh, that's a hard pass. Now, if you'd like to see what they won't show you, go to BillyMasters.comwhich is only $5/month. Face itwe're older, we're cheaper, and we show the goods!
When we're doing a deep dive into some Brits, it's time to end another column. If there was footage of Team GB getting all of their nooks and crannies checked by a dermatologist, it would definitely turn up on BillyMasters.comthe site that focuses on healthy naughty bits! If you have a question for me, dash it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Ben calls some other man Daddy! Until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's bible.