Special Guest:
Photographer/Actor
John Ganun
entertainer of the year
Jon Stewart ( though he owes it all to GW ) . – John
Beyoncé. – Pubert, Andrew
Justin Timberlake. – Kirk
Who else? Britney! The album sux, but the rest of the show was amazing. – graysong
Britney Spears, for all the wrong reasons. – Creaoke
It's a toss up between Lohan and Winehouse. – Robb
Carrie Underwood. – Kathleen
Amy Winehouse, because train wrecks are SO entertaining. – Amy
Something your hometown is known for
It's called Blissfied. Need I say more? – John
Cooking possums. – Pubert
Church capitol of the world. – Kirk
Seafood ( Chesapeake, Va. ) . – Andrew
It's way easier to score pot in Hanover Park than Carol Stream. That's about it. – Amy
Ironically enough, it's been named the 'Politest City in America' some umpteen years running. – graysong
Cocaine, the mob, and high school dropouts. . – Robb
Pierogis. – Kathleen
The skyline. – Creaoke
Do you believe that no, some, most or all politicians are corrupt?
I think we have some great politicians, but they're handcuffed by lobbyists. – John
Some. – Pubert, Andrew
'Corrupt' is such an ugly word. We prefer 'opportunistic.' – graysong
Most . – Kathleen
I thought the definition of politician was 'corrupt asshole.' – Amy
Every single politician is corrrupt. – Robb
Most, careening towards all. – Kirk
All. – Creaoke
"I'm most likely to lie about my..."
If I told you, then I couldn't lie about it anymore. – John
11-inch penis. – Kirk
Penchant for lying. – Andrew
Checkered past. – Pubert
Hometown, and my views on politicians. – Robb
Partner. – Creaoke
Weight. According to my driver's license, I'm roughly a size 4. – Amy
Answers for Nightspots Mafia. – graysong
Speeding to cops. – Kathleen
Your idea of an "extreme" activity
Is this a Cosmo sex quiz? – John
Glacier surfing. – Andrew
Base jumping. – Creaoke
Honesty. – Kirk
Staying home and cleaning house. – Kathleen
Bungee jumping. – Pubert
Cheetos Wrangling. I can take down a large bag of the Flamin' Hot ones. – graysong
Taking out the garbage. – Amy
Believing in God. – Robb