Dirty Little Secret
I'm having Gwen Stefani's love child. — Andrew
I'm no longer a virgin. Sorry, Jesus. — Kirk
I like Latin guys — Pubert
Britney is preggers, but Kevin ain't the daddy. — Peter
No, honestly. I just looove Little Jim's. — David
I love meat — Lisa
I can't get this damn jar open — Creaoke
Last Movie Seen ( 1-5 )
Closer ( 3.5 ) — Andrew
Melinda and Melinda ( 5 ) — Kirk
Story of the Weeping Camel, thumbs up — Pubert
Don't Tempt Me ( 5 ) — Peter
Ray ( I give it five seeing-eye dogs out of five ) — David
I ( heart ) Huckabees ( 3 for Lily Tomlin and Naomi Watts ) — Lisa
Some Kind of Monster ( 4 ) — Creaoke
Best People Watching Spot
Halsted Street — Andrew
Front window at Cocktail — Kirk
Wrigleyville — Pubert
3 a.m. outside Berlin — Peter
IML ( OK, it's not really a 'spot' per se, but nonetheless, it's IML. ) — David
Dog Beach in Evanston — Lisa
Any Creaoke night — Creaoke
Favorite Bushism
'I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.' — Andrew
'More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.' — Pubert
'T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that's all, folks!' — David
Conservativeismness — Lisa
'You've heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with 'W'?' — Creaoke
Last CD PURCHASED
The Best of the Stylistics — Andrew
Want Two, Rufus Wainwright — Pubert
Buzzin Fly vol. 2, Ben Watt — Peter
My Kind Of Livin, Craig Morgan — David
Three Dog Night ( for my dad ) — Lisa
Repurchased Social Distortion's Social Distortion — Creaoke
Best Music Download Service
Download? Get thee to a music store! — Andrew
Aquisition — Pubert
I hate the search feature on iTunes, and Sony Connect has not been working at all for me recently, so screw 'em all. — David
Is Napster still around? — Creaoke
Favorite Book
Bartlett's Quotations — Andrew
The Giving Tree, Shel Silverstein — Pubert
Jitterbug Perfume, Tom Robbins — Peter
It's a toss up between Bram Stoker's Dracula and Barabra W. Tuchman's A Distant Mirror ( the latter of which has nothing to do with a drag queen seven feet from a bathroom vanity. ) — David
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Fannie Flagg — Lisa
Any of the Dick and Jane series — Creaoke
Last Show Seen
Do the strippers at Madrigal's count? — Andrew
Take Me Out ( hot shower scene! ) — Pubert
Thru The Lookingglass Alice — Peter
Chicago Gay Men's Chorus — David
Pacific at Steppenwolf — Lisa
Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind — Creaoke