Special Guest: Nightspots photographer Dave Ouano
You know a date is going badly when...
He never asks a question and doesn't smile. - Dave
Your date texts, "I think we should get the check." - Andrew
It's not who I really want it to be. - Creaoke
They start texting someone else. - Pubert
He starts introducing you to his antique dolls. - Moose
She has died during the date. What? It hasn't happened to you? - Kat
Your date takes a 20-minute bathroom break. - Kate
She talks about "those people" and you happen to BE one of "those people." - Mel
I discover my escape routethe bathroom windowis bricked in, like in La Femme Nikita. - David
Eye contact has ceased. - Kirk
Are you more spicy, dicey or icy?
Filipino and Portuguese here. Spicy, of course! - Dave
I'd like to think I'm nice-y. - Andrew
At this moment I'm going icy.- Creaoke
I'm more nicey. - Moose
Dicey, for sure. - Kate
Icy, yet similar to a cube of frozen water: I will melt when sufficiently moistened and licked. - Mel
Think I'm more in the loosey-goosey category. - Kirk
Oh, please. Spicy! - Kat
All of the above! - David
Picante. - Pubert
Favorite diva
Old-school Janet. - Dave
Aretha Franklin. - Andrew
Alma Gluck. - Creaoke
Joe Erbentraut. - Kate
My sisters that are twins, mostly because if I don't say so, they will gang up on me and scratch my eyes out. - Mel
The late Loleatta Holloway. RIP. - Moose
Dionne Warwick. - Pubert
Me? (Yes, it is a question). - Kat
Annie Lennox. - David
Leontyne Price. - Kirk
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