This Week: What was the most memorable Valentine's gift you've ever received?
'My boyfriend gave me flowers he'd found in the garbage. Cheap whore!!!' – Alex N.
'My Pekingese, Chauncey.' – Char
'The gift that keeps on oozing'
– Guy in purple shirt
'I've never gotten anything that memorable.' (Well, something is better than nothing) 'I disagree.'
'I don't know. What are you going to give me?' (What I have to give you couldn't handle) 'Whip it out, cowboy!' – Darius
'Once my old lady gave me a box of dish detergent. I was pissed until I found the pearl earrings inside.'
'Vacuum cleaner.' (Talk about your sucky gifts!) – Stacy
'My boyfriend cut out hundreds and hundreds of little hearts and made a trail all the way down the hallway and into the bed.' (I am so
vomiting) – Ricardo
'A cruise. Ah, Valentine's at the Eagle.'– Brutus
'The best blowjob ever. EVER!!!'