PUBERT PROBES THE PAST 365-DAY PERIOD
2006 promises to be a year where the porn keeps cummin', the stars keep talking and maybe we will throw a Lube n' View near you! Thanks for reading.
Well 2005 has been a very productive year for me. I have gotten to meet pornstars, throw a 'Lube n' View' porn party, and review some great films. I even got to meet an idol of mine ( pictured here ) that I can only hope to model myself after!
Here are my top 5 and my bottom 5 of 2005, along with my favorite lines:
Best of 2005:
Internet Sex by Mansize
Skuff 3 by Hothouse Video
Working Day by Mansize
with dicksel & pubert
8 Inches by Marcosudio
Passport to Paradise by Raging Stallion
Worst of 2005:
The Boardroom by All Worlds Video
Hot Cops 4 by Centaur Films
Köllide by Rascal Video
Prep School Punks by Vividman
Raw Ass Fuckers by SX Video
est Lines While Reviewing:
'It looks like the Golden Girls' house. Is Dorothy going to come out on the lanai?'
'Why isn't he hardening?'
'Here come the veins again' ( to the tune of the Eurythmics )
'Redhead, fast forward!'
' Oooh, he sounds like a Scooby Doo Monster!'
'There are subtitles. I can't jerk off and read at the same time!'
If you missed any of these reviews, check them out online. E-mail story, ideas, comments and suggestions to email@example.com