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Billy Masters
by Billy Masters
2015-12-02

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"My interest is trannies. I love trannies. I'm attracted to trannies. I don't like no muscle like me."—Formerly straight, now gay, boxer and gay porn star Yusaf Mack proclaims his personal preference. I smell a sequel...

It's finally here: the time of year I long for and yet dread—stores are once again stocking peppermint bark. I'd like to say I have self-control, but I'd also like to say I can still fit into my size-31 jeans. I gain an inch around the waist each time I walk by a Ghirardelli store ( or any place selling Lindt products ). By Christmas, I'll only be able to get into the house via the garage door!

Just when you thought you heard it all, the Charlie Sheen HIV story takes an unexpected turn. According to RadarOnline, there is what is being touted as a "gay sex video" starring Sheen. A reporter for that media outlet claims to have personally seen three different video clips—totaling roughly 90 seconds long. It supposedly shows Charlie smoking crack in a hotel room, looking right into the camera and then sucking the dick of an unidentified guy. That's an awful lot of action for 90 seconds! We hear that the video was leaked because the guy being serviced says that Sheen gave him herpes. Didn't I make a joke about that last week? My God—I'm not only a gossip columnist, but I'm also psychic!

If this scenario sounds familiar, that's because it was part of an anonymous lawsuit against an A-list celebrity male worth in excess of $100 million who was spreading herpes. The plaintiff claims that these events took place in Las Vegas in 2011. The suit claims that Sheen "entered into a nefarious plot designed to lure Plaintiff into his luxurious hotel room to serve his prurient desires." Who wrote this lawsuit? Dame Barbara Cartland? Nefarious? Prurient? We are talking about Las Vegas—where you can give a blow job to hotel employees in an elevator! After Charlie assured the guy that he didn't have any diseases, the guy says they partook of the following activities: "mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and ( unprotected ) intercourse." Where the hell is THAT video????? 'Cause all of that should take more than 90 seconds! To make matters more complicated, other parties claim that the suit was settled out of court ( for millions of dollars, allegedly ), and the only copy of the video was destroyed. Hmm.

That isn't the only gay porn story of the week. Award-winning director Michael Lucas has been slapped with a lawsuit by a woman whose house he rented via Airbnb. According to Kristina Knapic, she rented out her mansion in Ojai ( where I believe The Bionic Woman lived ) to a woman named Anna who said she would be staying there with two friends. Knapic alleges that Lucas showed up claiming to be Anna's brother-in-law. According to the complaint, the house was trashed during their stay, and she found "urine, semen and fecal matter on the linens, carpets, upholstery, walls, ceilings and in the hot tub." It sounds like she went through the place with one of those special blue flashlights! She also claimed "enema kits were found throughout the house—on the floors, in the beds, in nightstand drawers and in the trash." How many enemas do three people need? She also states that the hot tub was "brownish in color." Let us take a moment to digest that, shall we?

Lucas responded by saying the lawsuit is without merit and that Knapic is a "professional extortionist." He says that while he was in the mansion, she was in the guest house on the property and could see anything and everything going on. He produced text messages indicating that the owner's representative did a final walk-thru and found the house in good order. Being a smart cookie, Lucas also took photos and videos of the property before and after his stay, which substantiate his claim. He also reveals one little factoid not listed in the lawsuit—the mansion contains a "fairly well-equipped sex dungeon in the basement, complete with a sex swing, whips, chains and miscellaneous bondage paraphernalia." I didn't know Sondheim owned a house in Ojai!

It's time for the first of Billy's Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions. For the next few weeks, I will be suggesting items which would make great gifts for you and yours. Our first suggestion is something both old and new. When the film The Wiz came out at the end of 1979, most critics felt it was lacking—but nobody had any problems with the vocal performance of Miss Ross. The musical generated a two-LP soundtrack, but what many people don't know is that Diana also recorded most of the songs from the show for a solo album. When the film tanked, the solo was scrapped and forgotten. The new television version helped revive interest in Ross' renditions, so you can now buy Diana Ross Sings Songs from The Wiz. The bad news is that the recording is only being sold as a digital download—which is ironic, since Miss Ross is still trying to figure out where to insert the crank from her Victrola into an mp3 player.

Every year, Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS releases additions to its "Broadway Legends" ornament collection. This year, Barbra Streisand joins the previously released renderings of Liza Minnelli, Julie Andrews and Gwen Verdon. Not only is it a great gift, but it helps a great cause. Check them out at BroadwayCares.org .

We have time for a quick "Ask Billy" question. Charles in London writes, "We just got Scream Queens. I didn't know Lucien Laviscount was in it. He's a big deal in the UK. I think there are some nude photos of him out there."

Laviscount is best known for roles on the UK shows Coronation Street, Waterloo Road and Celebrity Big Brother. On Scream Queens, he plays the ironically named Earl Grey. The very impressive photos allegedly come from a nude Skype call—been there, done that. You can see the pics ( of him, not me ) on BillyMasters.com .

When a Viscount is being upgraded to Earl, it's definitely time to end yet another column. While I to to avoid eating my weight in peppermint bark, you can check out www.BillyMasters.com, the site that'll never hang you up. If you've got a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Charlie appears in a gay porn version of "Two and a Half Men" ( directed by Michael Lucas, naturally ). So, until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's bible.


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