Pubert: Intense message at the beginning about using condoms.
Groeper: This is a bareback video. It's like they are trying to cover up something.
P: Their butts, so to speak …
G: How will I understand what's going on in this video if I haven't seen part one?
P: Well, we have a twinky ranch hand walking around a farm. It's real deep.
G: Everyone's so skinny.
P: And that guy just called everyone he ran into 'Slim.'
G: I like his underwear.
P: But don't leave out all the bad clothing.
G: Oh, a three way on a fence post, how fun.
P: Interesting location.
G: This video is very European for a ranch video.
P: Well, the Euro is expensive. Maybe that's why they filmed this in America.
G: That one is hopping from dick to dick.
P: And the big finish is on a blanket.
G: Chunky cum to boot.
P: These guys don't even know how to ride horses in this next scene.
G: So this guy has a solo scene on a tree stump.
P: You just thought it was solo. His friends are showing up now.
G: One of the cowboys just fell off his horse.
P: What did I say? They need to take riding lessons. They are all back on the seat and leaning about to fall.
G: The cute boi is getting a massage from a fellow rancher.
P: A jolly rancher!
G: I wonder if this video is not doing anything for me because I just don't like twinks or it's just a bad video.
P: Welcome to my world. I go through that all the time as a reviewer.
G: He's having trouble getting back on the horse
P: That's an accident waiting to happen.
G: Except it's a horse of a different color!
P: What language are they speaking?
P: But with a Swedish accent? That is bizarre.
G: Everyone is in bunk beds for the last scene.
P: This is gonna end with a big bang.
G: More cute underwear.
P: Well, you know those twinks luv their undies.
G: How many people are in this room?
P: Like 10 people double bunked in here.
G: Oh, some guys just walked in drunk.
P: Just getting home from the bars, how typical.
G: Now they are getting naked and frisky.
P: This is turning into an orgy.
G: Too much is going on. My problem with group videos is that it's hard to focus on what is happening.
P: Yeah, the camera is hopping from one to another.
G: Bad production.
P: These ranchers need some more training, whether they are bareback or not...
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