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JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
2008-01-02

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Tourist Hunting from All Worlds Video

starring Rick Farmer and Daniel Nicolaus

Pubert: Nice tighty whiteys.

Groeper: Why is there a hole in the front pouch?

P: Easy access, baby.

One guy runs into a lad on the street and spills water on his shirt. He goes back to his apartment to dry it.

Pubert: If only it was that easy.

Groeper: He just lost his shirt.

P: And everything else.

G: I guess we know which one is the tourist. But they both speak the same language.

P: I think it's German or somethingā€¦

G: Hey, where did the third one guy come from?

P: Maybe it's his roommate.

G: The natives sure are friendly. He's got a double bratwurst.

P: But a Brat with mayonnaise? That's weird.

G: I guess they don't use ketchup in other countries, haha.

Next scene takes us outdoors again, where a bike rider has crashed and is checking for injuries by the side of the road.

P: Wow, a stranger just stopped to help him.

G: That's nice to see.

P: He is rubbing his leg to see if it's broken.

G: Is that correct medical treatment?

P: I think it's sexual treatment.

G: Well, the biker doesn't seem to mind.

P: They should have called this movie Happy Accidents.

G: He is taking him to clean him up in the shower.

P: I have heard of Good Samaritans but this is ridiculous!

G: He's even getting naked to make sure he doesn't get wet. Going that extra mileā€¦

P: Their penises are banging into each other.

G: It's foreplay European style.

P: I think that's universal. Although, I am not a big penis banger.

G: His penis is so red.

P: It's all the banging.

G: Bang, bang, on the door baby!

P: His cum is so thick. Looks like glue.

We leave the Banger Sisters, and happen upon car trouble and four guys trying to fix it.

P: They gave up on the car and are going to a friends house to relax.

G: They are all wearing white pants and no shirts.

P: I always where white pants when I fix a car!

G: That one just did the worst strip tease.

P: Yeah, not sexy.

G: And these guys are not all that. Kinda weird looking.

P: One of them has a big penis that he's packing.

G: And one has a small one. How did he get the job anyway?

P: The one is kinda cute, very European looking.

G: These guys cannot kiss. Yuck!

P: Yeah, he's licking that dick with just the tip of the tongue.

G: Look, it's a double backward cowboy ride on the couch.

P: You said a mouthful.

G: This video didn't work for me.

P: I hope I don't get lost in this country!

Pubert: Thumbs down the tourist throat.

Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.

If you still want to hunt for tourists look on www.channel1releasing.com .

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