Tourist Hunting from All Worlds Video
starring Rick Farmer and Daniel Nicolaus
Pubert: Nice tighty whiteys.
Groeper: Why is there a hole in the front pouch?
P: Easy access, baby.
One guy runs into a lad on the street and spills water on his shirt. He goes back to his apartment to dry it.
Pubert: If only it was that easy.
Groeper: He just lost his shirt.
P: And everything else.
G: I guess we know which one is the tourist. But they both speak the same language.
P: I think it's German or something…
G: Hey, where did the third one guy come from?
P: Maybe it's his roommate.
G: The natives sure are friendly. He's got a double bratwurst.
P: But a Brat with mayonnaise? That's weird.
G: I guess they don't use ketchup in other countries, haha.
Next scene takes us outdoors again, where a bike rider has crashed and is checking for injuries by the side of the road.
P: Wow, a stranger just stopped to help him.
G: That's nice to see.
P: He is rubbing his leg to see if it's broken.
G: Is that correct medical treatment?
P: I think it's sexual treatment.
G: Well, the biker doesn't seem to mind.
P: They should have called this movie Happy Accidents.
G: He is taking him to clean him up in the shower.
P: I have heard of Good Samaritans but this is ridiculous!
G: He's even getting naked to make sure he doesn't get wet. Going that extra mile…
P: Their penises are banging into each other.
G: It's foreplay European style.
P: I think that's universal. Although, I am not a big penis banger.
G: His penis is so red.
P: It's all the banging.
G: Bang, bang, on the door baby!
P: His cum is so thick. Looks like glue.
We leave the Banger Sisters, and happen upon car trouble and four guys trying to fix it.
P: They gave up on the car and are going to a friends house to relax.
G: They are all wearing white pants and no shirts.
P: I always where white pants when I fix a car!
G: That one just did the worst strip tease.
P: Yeah, not sexy.
G: And these guys are not all that. Kinda weird looking.
P: One of them has a big penis that he's packing.
G: And one has a small one. How did he get the job anyway?
P: The one is kinda cute, very European looking.
G: These guys cannot kiss. Yuck!
P: Yeah, he's licking that dick with just the tip of the tongue.
G: Look, it's a double backward cowboy ride on the couch.
P: You said a mouthful.
G: This video didn't work for me.
P: I hope I don't get lost in this country!
Pubert: Thumbs down the tourist throat.
Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.
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