'Porn Experts' Pubert and Dicksel promise to be punctual, picky, and probing with all their reviews. Thumbs up the butt ( good review ) or finger down the throat ( gag me dude ) - you be the judge. Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
8 Inches - Part One from Marcostudio
Judging a Porn by Its Cover
P: Green cover with artsy writing.
D: Has a penis through the hole in the 8!
P: Nice models on back cover. This director has been e-mailing me for a while. He lives and shoots porn in Brazil. Hot.
Starts off with a man and woman having sex. The straight guy takes a shower and goes to work.
D: Did we put in the wrong video? Gays have seen enough straight sex in their lifetimes!
P: The straight guy is a policeman investigating a robbery case. Hmm, a Scooby Doo mystery…
'The victims were attacked by a dick at least 8 inches long'
P: And people think I make this shit up.
D: There are subtitles. I can't jerk off and read at the same time!
Two brothers, one gay and one straight, check out the robberies by watching video documentation of a theatre where the robberies took place.
D: The mystery is getting complicated.
P: This is real footage that took place in straight theatres. They didn't know they were being caught on tape, so to speak. How do you feel about that?
D: Well, they were having sex in public, if they want privacy, stay at home! I smell STD's…
P: I think the straight brother is getting turned on.
D: This is actually a Hard-on Boys mystery. Maybe that was Nancy Drew in the first scene?
Follows with a scene of a hidden camera and a three-way.
P: 4-way split screen as they have sex with each other.
D: This is the Brady Bunch now. 'Here's the story of a bathroom three-way...'
P: The director is experimenting with different ways of filming.
D: They're packing up and going home now.
Afterwards the guys go home and continue on a couch.
P: Look at those painted on jeans. Acid wash must be big in Brazil!
D: Bodacious, Brazilian buns!
P: I like that guy's tan line, but he seems kinda dumb.
D: That's how I like it - big balls, no brain!
P: Sounds like he just bit into a York Peppermint Patty, ooooh.
D: He just punched him in the ass!
Overall, this video is setting up for part two. We weren't fans of the music. It was a mix of 'Welcome to the Jungle' and sometimes Charlie Brown piano music.
The Brazilian guys are hot and the director gets points for trying different things. The backroom scenes could have been edited down more. The hidden camera scenes were a little long, and not enough 8 inch-ers!
We are ready to see part two. Will the brothers hook up? More backroom messes to clean up? Will acid wash make a comeback? Hope we didn't leave you hanging. Check out www.marcostudio.com if you can't wait for the next review!
Pubert: Mild thumbs up the butt
Dicksel: Thumbs up the Jordache Jean butt
Cumming soon—8 Inches Part Two!