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From the Booth
by Pubert and Groeper
2005-03-09

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'Porn Expert' Pubert and 'Straight Girl' Groeper give porn a thumb-up-the-butt or a finger-down-the-throat! P & G promise to be more than PG and never PC! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Going Deep Down Under

from Raging Stallion Studios

G: Wow! I'm getting to travel all over the world with you. Last time the Netherlands, now Australia.

P: and you said you couldn't afford a vacation...

Judging a Porn by It's Cover

G: Cheesy, yuck! Does he do enough steroids? His head is superimposed!

P: No it's not!

G: It has been a long time since the last video, I am not ready for this.

P: You could get off just from the cover.

G: Looks like they are doing a crazy dance, heyyy Macarena!

During the opening credits it shows all the sex scenes. We thought it was a promo copy at first.

G: I don't like how this is set up. The promotional materials call it 'reality porn'.

P: With DVD, the viewer can skip past them talking on the beach. Do they think this the gay 'Temptation Island'?

...two guys having sex on the beach ( and not the drink )

P: Techno soundtrack.

G: I don't like the music and the guy looks like my neighbor, it's freaking me out! He has more vein than dick.

P: You're so vain, I bet you think this porn is about you.

...on a boat, sailing the seven seas!

G: The actors are like biker dudes. They look like they could kick the shit out of you! I thought he was the other guy's boyfriend, now he is with someone else. Not very romantic... .

P: It is definitely a rough video, the leather crowd will like this video.

G: He has lots of freckles all over his body.

P: Well they have been out in the sun all weekend. He looks like he is about to vomit over the side of the boat! Maybe he is seasick.

...on the same boat with different people

G: The colors are beautiful the way it is shot. But this guy is mean. He looks like he is going to hurt the other guy.

P: It's all part of the act!

G: He just choked on his dick ( hawking sound ) ! I have never seen two penises rubbing together before.

P: Well, there is not a lot of that in straight porn... .

P: Who is driving this boat? Man overboard!

...one man tied to a tree, two other guys watching him

G: Creepy... are they going to stare at him all day?

P: They seem so mad at him.

G: I am worried their penises will get burned in the sun!

P: They could use sunscreen for lube.

G: If they are trying to be so manly, why are they shaved?

P: Okay, the straight girl is ruining the video for me! HELP!

Overall, Could have gone Deeper Down Under

P: This video is set up differently, it includes a documentary, which is why they call it 'reality porn'.

G: Not much of a story line, just four scenes of guys having sex in various locals in Australia. Beautiful settings but they are so angry.

P: Only four different stars, some of my leather friends would like the attitude.

G: Tell me more about what you think, Pube.

P: You will see it in print.

G: Now I am starting to get angry!

P: Slight thumb up the butt

G: Thumb down the throat, forcing down it down the throat!

Cumming next time - Party in the Rear

Comments? Feed back? Don't choke up! Pubert@windycitymediagroup.com

Pubert@windycitymediagroup.com


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