A man walks into a tattoo parlor looking for a sleeve.
Pubert: Nice way to begin our video about tattoos.
Groeper: He's dirty. Looks like he needs a bath.
P: Is that Ant the comedienne?
G: Well, this doesn't look like Celebrity Fit Club.
P: He has so many tattoos that it looks like chest hair.
G: He's stumbling over his lines.
P: Keep working with the script, buddy.
G: Raging Stallion is not my favorite studio.
P: I like them because their videos are aggressive, a take charge kind of company …
G: Speaking of aggressive, his jock is ripped.
P: Better wash it in Woolite!
Next scene has someone getting a fire tattoo on his penis.
P: I have a low threshold for pain.
G: No sanitary conditions here. Is this real or are they faking it?
P: That's one for the experts. He looks like he is definitely suffering. I would be squirming.
G: I would rather watch a guy get his penis pierced than get a tattoo.
P: Well, this is hypnotizing in a way.
G: Everyone has a fetish.
A man walks into a bar to buy a drink.
G: That bartender lives in Chicago.
P: They are just staring at each other.
G: It's called cruising.
P: Fucked on a barstool by the bartender, what a story that would be.
G: That hasn't happened to you yet?
P: Well, there's still a few more weeks in 2007!
G: And a New Year's resolution for next year if not.
P: This is a long scene.
G: Yeah, an hour and half and just the third sex scene.
P: They really take their time.
Sleeping Beary wakes up from his slumber with help from a friend.
G: This is a little creepy.
P: Yeah, leave the hairy guy alone!
G: Did he just wake up one morning and decide to get two cougar tattoos on his ass?
P: This video needs an editor.
G: It goes on and on like a leather video.
P: He is rubbing his bald head on his ass. Is that a turn on for people?
G: Could be hot.
P: I luv Cory Koons' striped socks in the next scene.
G: They are totally back in style!
P: He missed the trend the first time around.
G: Cory is sweating too much. Must be the drugs.
P: You have it out for Cory.
G: This feels like a 20-hour video.
P: In reality it's 2 hours and 40 minutes.
G: How long was Titanic? Cause this video is sinking.
P: It's too tedious. And there is a bonus video? This is too long in the first place!
G: Ink Storm is only for die hard tattoo fans.
Pubert: Tattooed thumb down the throat.
Groeper: Thumb down the throat.
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