from All Worlds Video
Pubert recruits daredevil Colon Farehole out of the phone booth and into the porn booth to get help with his adult minority report. This S.W.A.T. team will stop bad movies in their tracks and promise a new world through their commentary. So grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Pubert: White wash of a video. The cover is very light.
Colin: Airbrushed, yellow hues.
P: These guys are not natural blondes. The video is split up in scenarios.
Scenario 1: Two blondes in an all white building
P: Big budget movie. Chi Chi bought All Worlds and now they are a huge company.
C: This shows you what porn can do! Is it a drag queen? Are we in heaven? She looks like Courtney Love.
P: She was just on the View. Still seems like a mess...
C: The blonde leading the blonde... very Mortal Combat, choosing your fighter.
P: Choosing your blonde. Nice bathroom; I would love a shower like that.
C: You could have a circuit party in there. Not great water pressure though.
P: Uh oh, I think someone's pipes are clogged!
C: That guy is not a real blonde. I have seen him in other videos.
P: I get Chi Chi's concept with this one.
C: I don't know if I am just lazy but if I had a wrap around bench in the shower, then I would just sit down.
P: They like the standing blowjob, I guess.
Scenario 2: Pool table scene
P: How many blondes does it take to play pool? The blonde jokes are everywhere in this video!
C: They are concentrating on the game too much. These guys will not be on ESPN2 anytime soon.
P: What pocket is he going to put it in?
C: I want to go to this pool hall--when you lose you win!
P: Is that a fake tattoo?
C: He's a blonde but he has black pupes. His penis is so white, by the way.
P: Yeah, it's blindingly white. Put that knockwurst in a bun!
C: Oktoberfest is over.
Scenario 3: Three non blondes
P: Two blondes making out on a blue sheet. That one would definitely not count as a blonde.
C: He is a dirty blonde.
P: Peek-a-boo, another blonde walks in.
C: This is why I don-t like blondes. He is not working for me!
P: I like the music.
C: The third guy is trying to cum on both of their chests.
P: Talking about spreading the love around.
C: Holy shit, that one is cumming like crazy.
Scenario 4: A music video
C: These blondes are cute. But this scenario is too artsy for me.
P: Weird direction. Cool swing chair, very modern and retro at the same time.
C: If you like blondes this is the video for you.
Pubert: Thumbs up the blonde butt.
Colin: Thumbs up the butt. Nothing beats a blonde.
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