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by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper

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Frat Boy Fuck Down

Channel 1 Releasing

Starring Mario Costa and Ryan Raz

Pubert: Dean Monroe is coming to town and guess who is talking to him?

Groeper: Is that a trick question?

P: I am sure there will be a lot Tricks that weekend. It's IML!

G: I can hardly wait. A "13 man orgy" sounds right up my alley.

P: Or down your chimney.

Six men in a dark-curtained warehouse are in various states of oral pleasure.

G: Not a lot of talking in this one.

P: Or plot, for that matter.

G: But a lot of spitting and choking.

P: That was the loudest slurp I have heard with Dean Monroe sucking Johnny Hazzard.

G: It's in stereo surround sound.

P: The other couple is playing slip the salami.

G: He's humping his hand like a hot dog in heat.

P: Now it's more like slap the salami.

G: I think hide the salami could be coming next.

P: He's beating his chest like a gorilla.

G: What is that table? It looks like a wagon wheel from Little House on the Prairie.

P: He better watch out for splinters with his naked body spread eagle on it.

G: They could have at least thrown down a saddle blanket.

P: Couple number three has the sloppiest ass licker ever.

G: And talk about props—they are on a creaky couch.

P: They are all licking asses now.

G: It's like synchronized swimming.

P: Well, look what the cat o' nine tails dragged in. Mathew Rush just walked up!

G: And he's bald as the day he was born and wearing a jockstrap.

P: I bet he was born wearing that jockstrap.

G: Some people are just "Born This Way."

P: Goo goo gaga, very funny ...

G: Of course Matt is heading over to the big name celebrity pros Johnny and Dean.

P: Literally a starfucker!

G: Now Dean has his hands and mouth full.

P: The only one getting fucked so far is the guy on the wagon wheel.

G: Is he the "Frat Boy?"

P: He sounds like he's from Michigan. They could have called this Blue Collar Fuck Down instead.

The Alpha Alpha Omega frat brothers enter with a new pledge.

G: Hilarious, the porn crew says, "Give him to us!"

P: It's like blindfolded fresh meat off the bone.

G: This could be an MTV series!

P: This is old school meeting new recruits.

G: The video got a lot hotter bringing in some new blood.

P: The kid barely gets to breathe between blowjobs.

G: He sounds like he's choking to death!

P: Or might lose his lunch.

G: The frat brother's faces are priceless.

P: Dean's accent is so precious. "Chew the foreskin" with a British flare.

G: "Poppycock!"

P: They all have a different style of swordplay in the guy's mouth.

G: Some are big, some are little. Short, tall, porn's got room for all!

P: The twinks are joining in.

G: These are the amateurs learning from the master.

P: Teach me Obi-Wan Kenobi ... and use the force.

G: I see lots of light sabers but if Yoda shows up I am out of here!

P: The new kids on the block have a few tricks too.

G: OMG someone just exclaimed, "It's mystery meat as he shoved it down frat boys froat."

P: His throat, you mean ...

G: Yes, I had a frog in my froat.

P: This is a college mixer that I wish I had when I was in school.

G: Hats off to Chi Chi who continues to give fresh ideas to something that could have gone stale.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the last hour of the film.

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