Pubert: A brand new 2011 video!
Groeper: There is a lot of cock to be seen here, cock-a-doodle-do!
P: The cover looks like bathroom action is on the way.
G: Those tiles need a good caulking ... or cocking.
The two stars enter a bedroom and the action begins.
P: That room is ugly. The gray cement block walls are hideous.
G: Do you see that box air conditioner?
P: Yeah, this looks like a prison.
G: But not in a good way …
P: The redhead sure is bossy with those red socks on.
G: His name is James Jamesson. I wonder where he got that name?
P: I am sure he's related to Jenna Jameson.
G: He has a good body but something about him is bugging me.
P: Maybe it's the ponytail.
G: Or the way he keeps his friendship bracelet on during sex.
P: He does jizz like a pro though.
A straight man flips through a Finally Legal adult magazine on his couch.
G: Someone has a semi.
P: I think I have those same jeans!
G: I have that same bulge!
P: You wish. I don't think Connor is a natural blonde.
G: Let's see if the carpet matches the drapes.
P: No, but it's darker than I thought it would be.
G: He has definitely been trimmed.
P: It's weird that they don't show the porn he is watching.
G: He has a dark green shamrock on his inner arm.
P: He's shaking the shamrock shuffle with all that beating off.
G: The Irish are getting lucky.
P: We have red hair and shamrocks, perfect for Saint Patrick's Day.
Two twinks meet in a bathroom …
G: He just asked for some privacy and now he is sucking the other one off.
P: I wish it were that easy.
G: The ol' "wear-the-tennis-shoes-but-still-be-naked" trick.
P: The other one has one leg still in the jeans.
G: You actually don't see that a lot in porn.
P: Well, the Levi's get in the way.
G: Bear claw tattoos on his chest.
P: They are huge and would be hard to hide.
G: They remind me of Chester Cheetah from Cheetos.
P: He just flipped around on the bathroom floor.
G: They are using the jeans for padding.
P: No black and blue knees here!
Two new friends meet at the side of the road and visit a gym to hook up.
G: Who goes to a gym for privacy?
P: Maybe they have partners at home.
G: Jason Michaels is a big bottom.
P: That's a surprise. You never know these days.
Samuel brings his man into a storage facility.
G: Cover boy Samuel O'Toole is a hottie tater tottie.
P: Tattooed tottie and his buddy, Perry Pierce, has nice French fry.
G: Is he Peter O'Toole's son?
P: Somehow I don't think so.
G: With that tool I can see why he's an exclusive.
P: A beat up mattress and furniture thrown everywhere. What a set!
G: This could be called Places Where Not to Have Sex.
P: Or Hookup Hangouts, but everyone does indeed get cruised.
G: The guys are hot but the music is a little overpowering.
P: Yeah, I just want to hear them do the deed.
G: These cocky boys are Cruisin' for a bruisin'.
Pubert: Slight thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Finger down the throat.
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