Pubert: Knock Knock!
Groeper: Who's there?
P: A Cockwork orange!
G: Can you believe A Clockwork Orange is now 40 years old?
P: So am I!
With a fuzzy television on in the background, two men make out in bowler hats and orange jock straps in a living room.
G: Look at those abs. Now that is what I call a washboard!
P: Scrub your jock on it.
G: That gives me ideas ...
P: The set is modern and the music works.
G: Stanley Kubrick, eat your heart out.
P: These stars are genuinely turned on and that is a sight to see.
G: Oops, the bowler just came off.
P: The better to ram a penis down the throat, my dear.
G: Yeah, he couldn't really grab the back of his hair with a hat on.
P: He's working him on that couch. Ride it baby!
G: "You like it?"
P: The little Dutch boy has his finger in the hole.
G: And his tongue ...
P: Look what he just plugged it up with!
P: I haven't heard noises like that since my Aunt Ellen caught the kitchen on fire!
G: He's using a wooden bat on his ass.
P: The top hit a home run with that cum shot.
The next scene begins immediately with two new derby wearing boys.
G: These guys are going at it with gusto!
P: We have a spitter.
G: And more pierced nipples than you can shake a dick at.
P: Don't forget the pierced penis.
G: How could I?
P: Woah, he almost lost his hat he got so excited.
G: The gray furniture is in stark contrast to the sex going on.
Couple number three start their coupling in the same room.
P: I am beginning to see a pattern here.
G: These men have been trimmed.
P: Trimmed, but scruffy on the face.
G: The hair must be hard to clean with all of that jizz in it.
After a flash to the fuzzy TV the last couple gets down to business on the bed.
P: I like how the bed sheets match everything.
G: The carpet matches the drapes.
P: Gray is the color of the day.
G: I definitely see a method to this madness.
P: This is the gay answer to Cody Cummings' Cockwork Cody.
G: I'm surprised there was no one forced to watch sex with their eyes opened.
P: That scene in the original gave me the chills.
G: The only thing I can say negative about this version is it's a bit repetitious.
P: The sex and guys are really hot and everyone seems very into each scene.
G: The bowler hats, orange jocks, and knee socks keep the party jumping.
P: This video should keep fans of the original working their cocks for another 40 years!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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