I've never been very big on New Year's resolutions, as I'm pretty hard on myself year 'round. But being as this is the first column for a new year, I put out a call to some of my celebrity friends (in my head) to see what their musical resolutions are for 2011.
"I promise to stop singing about my vajay-jay, and while I'm at it, I'll actually sing on some songs this year instead of that weird Kardashian-baby-whisper thing I've been doing for the past decade." —Janet Jackson
"I will do my best to prove I'm more than a Pussycat Doll." —Nicole Scherzinger
"This is the year I'll break free from the bizarre hold Will.I.Am has on me and do something decent." —Fergie
"I'll be promising to have Fergie's iron-clad contract with me (the devil) extended 'til 2053." —Will.I.Am
"I will switch to Boca Burger dresses in 2010." —Lady Gaga
"What was it I do again? Sing? Aw, right. I should do that again this year, that whole singing thing. I'm runnin' out of beer money." —Amy Winehouse
"I'm young and sexy, but for my daughter, I'm going to try to date older men. How's 30? Too old? Did I mention I'm a young, vital, fully-menstruating lady?" —Madonna
"Focus. I'm going to try to say something coherent that makes complete sense this year. I Love Me and Fur Pillows!" —Kanye West
"I'm going lez." -Jennifer Anniston and Taylor Swift
"I'm totally not going lez. I love man penis" —Queen Latifah and Alicia Keyes