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Confessions of a Nunn: Manly Seduction
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Jerry Nunn, Windy City Times
2013-04-03

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By Kristen Bjorn. Directed by Strongboli

Jerry Nunn: You know I love me some Bjorn!

Diablo: I know you do. This is called Manly Seduction as opposed to Womanly Seduction.

JN: That would be the lesbian version.

D: The cover boy has a big gun tucked in his jeans. I bet it's loaded.

Two men cruise each other outdoors.

JN: A porn flick that begins with a bible verse? This movie is really kissing up to the Nunn!

D: Is that a hard-on in his spandex or is he just happy to see him?

JN: That's leaving nothing to the imagination.

D: They just dropped trou out in the yard.

JN: Then they strip completely naked inside.

D: He just spit on his dick and made the other one suck it.

JN: The Raphael tattoo on his side is very original. I've never seen one like it.

D: Big block letters. Maybe it was his ex since his name is Nicholas.

JN: Nicholas Taxman, just in time for taxes.

D: I wouldn't mind being audited by him.

JN: Now the other one is spitting but has bad aim.

D: He keeps missing his penis.

JN: Sometimes he can't rustle up enough spit either.

D: Can they get a glass of water on set?

JN: The groans are dubbed in.

D: That definitely takes away from the hotness factor.

JN: More religious references with a Jesus and Mary tattoo on his chest.

An insurance agent makes a house call where the owners open the gate in the nude.

D: Talk about cutting to the chase.

JN: I bet they get a good rate.

D: The scene just switched to a bubble bath scene with one of the owners.

JN: His chest might be the most perfect one I have ever seen.

D: His penis must be soapy.

JN: I hope they rinsed it off before the blowjob.

D: More spitting again during fellatio.

JN: Seems like they could find a more comfortable place than a bathroom to get it on.

Next scene is a quickie on a dining room table.

D: Don't you think something other than on top of a white tablecloth would be more efficient for anal sex?

JN: The bottom must be a waiter like me to have varicose veins on his feet!

D: It could be from all the tabletop fucking.

JN: Now we get a flip-flop on the tabletop as the bottom becomes a top.

The three amigos from the earlier bathroom scene return to have a three way.

D: That is some bright European orange furniture.

JN: Hopefully that couch is easy to clean.

D: The three come back again for some leather fun later in this video.

JN: You normally don't see lots of leather fetish with Bjorn.

D: He is into nipple play and jocks for this movie.

JN: The bottom boy can self suck.

D: That's how he got the job.

JN: Why would he even need a three-way if he can take care of himself?

D: His ass is as red as fire.

JN: The last scene has past performers making it a four-way.

D: This production uses the same actors in different scenarios.

JN: The dialogue seems strange and unnecessary.

D: I couldn't really figure out the meaning of the ending.

JN: Well, we will just leave it up to the viewer then.

D: This is not my favorite Bjorn film but it has its Manly moments!

Jerry Nunn: Crucifix up.

Diablo: Pitchfork down.

To get Manly visit www.KristenBjorn.com .


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