... Proud of yourself, are ya? Think your kink is the kinkiest kink ever, hmmmmm? (Leave me out of this, as I even have kinky hair.) Well, top this, Missy! In Kassel, Germany, police have had to deal with a murder. Or was it a suicide? Anyway, it seems that there was an ad in the paper that read:
'Gay man looking for someone to slaughter.' Not something you'd see every day, alright? And, aside from the fact that the ad was accepted in a classified section at all, one must wonder just who, in their proper mind, would answer such an ad. Well, someone did.
Some adventuresome fool answered that ad. Of course, he put all of his affairs in order before doing so. I mean, you can only answer an ad like that once, right? So he goes over to the guy's flat, and at some point they decide to get down to business after a bite to eat.
Unfortunately (or, fortunately for them I suppose), that meal consisted of the penis of Mr. Answerad. Mind you, the police are having a hard time wrapping their little minds around this one, folks! There is video as well! There the two of them sit, gleefully noshing one of the guys' dick. OK, maybe they both weren't noshing gleefully, I'm sure one of them was eating a bit slower than the other one. I wonder what kind of sauce one serves with Roast Dick? Cheese sauce? Are there nuts in this sauce? I also wonder what kind of wine one serves with dick. White or red? I'd say red, wouldn't you?
I'd imagine you'd have to drink a hell of a lot of it too, considering the meal.
I have another question. Does that fall under the banner of S&M sex? Is there a color hankie for that sort of thing? A club? Would it be the no 'club' club? Anyway, Mr. Ad is in jail, Mr. Answerad is quite dead, and apparently happy about it, and the cops are in a tizz as to what to do ...
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... I'd like to slap the shit out of Tom Cruise! Frankly, I could give a rat's ass if he was queer or not, but in winning this last lawsuit, he makes it possible to continue to slander someone by saying that they're gay. Thanks a lot, Tom, and fuck you! And didn't Liberace win exactly the same type of lawsuit in the 1950s? Well, her story finally was told, and your's will be too, Tom, your's will be too ...
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... I'm seriously thinking of starting up a chapter of the Q.R.A. here soon. That's Queer Rifle Association to you.
Wanna join? Let me know at joanjettblakk@yahoo.com ...
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