On election day, an angry dad called a local paper to bitch about some election improprieties that resulted in his 12-year-old daughter being sent a voter registration card. Come to find out that the 12-year-old daughter registered to vote so she could get a fake ID. Loving her!! If she's smart enough at 12 to figure that out, I say give her the fake ID …
… In Hartford, Conn., police are questioning an elderly 23-year resident of the Greenwood Health Center, the nursing home where 10 people died Feb. 26. That's just what we need, angry old people with firebombs. Can you imagine? You're 97, you're way over it, and you have been over it for a long time, your social security check is late again (and Bush is trying to see to it that you don't get one at all, which you know if you can still read), your family stuck you in this hellhole with nothing but old people you 'ain't gettin' no 'tang, haven't had any for years, I mean, I'd try to take some motherfuckers with me when I went too. Next we'll have the Blue Rinse Jihad, or something, angry old suicide bombers blowing up Walmarts all across the land. Don't say I didn't warn you …
… Diva Dionne Warwick had this to say about her ganja bust at Miami International Airport last May, 'Somebody that didn't want to get caught thought it would be better to hide it in somebody else's bag.' I wonder how high she was to forget that there were four joints in that empty lipstick case. Frankly, I'm kind of tickled to know that Dionne gets stoned. No wonder she didn't know the way to San Jose, and what with her Psychic hotline I can't believe she didn't see it coming …
… I went to see my friend Pate at her Thursday night Sextravanganza at Spin and had a great time! The cutest boys on Halsted Street, OK??? And, as we were discussing just how good the DJ Julian was, he put on some James Brown, followed by some Led Zeppelin. Thursday nights, my friend. That is the place to be. I also saw DJ Greg Haus from Berlin there and he's always a pleasant sigh ....
… Did you know that the United States Marines stationed in Kuwait are using chickens as a sort of gauge of whether or not there are poisonous chemicals in the air. Yep, they traveled with chickens as part of something called Operation Kuwaiti Field Chicken and see if the chickens die and then the Marines are in big trouble. Well, no wonder parents over here don't want their young sons and daughters sent over there, although to me Operation Field Chicken should have something to do with boys on a farm …
… bumper sticker I saw on a car: 'Read My Lips, No New Texans.' And I think we can all agree.
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