GOD HELP US. SANJAYA SLASH!
'...But oh, what would his mother think of him if she saw Sanjaya now?
He rolled his head back, a lustful moan involuntarily escaping his lips. If his mother could see him now, another man's head between his legs, his pants pooled down at his ankles, what... what ever would she think?
Chris sunk lower into his knees, his five o'clock shadow grazing against Sanjaya's inner thigh, and all thoughts of his mother floated immediately out of his head... '
Holy Shiva! Idol slash fiction! It's awful, but oddly compelling—not unlike a Sanjaya Malakar performance. The pickings on this year's cast is pretty heavy on Chris/Blake couplings, but hit the archives... Hicks/Aiken?! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Muthahfuckin' Goats in Muthah fuckin' trees
You've seen the photos of goat-laden trees that have been floating around the Internets. You probably assumed, like I did, that they were the work of people with mad photoshop skillz and waaaaaay too much free time. I was taking a closer look at one the other day, and it was so real looking that I decided to do a little research. Much to my surprise, the damn things are for real. Moroccan goats do the damnedest things, I guess. This page describes the prize that prompts goats to climb trees: the fruit of the Argan tree. If you'd like to see good pics of goats in trees ( and who wouldn't? ) try Flikr.
GERMS FOR SIZE QUEENS
Ever wished you'd given that ex a big case of the clap, or syphilis? or ....
black death? Well, thanks to the folks at GiantMicrobes.com, you can. The real upswing of this is you won't get yourself on any NSA watch lists or break any laws ( assuming there are no restraining orders against you ) in the process. Choose from one of their exclusive collections. I was particularly enamored with the Venereals and Calamities Collections. I mean who hasn't wanted to spread a little mad cow or typhoid around? The absence of a huge, cuddly anthrax spore was a bit of a disappointment though.
I LEFT MY BIT IN SAN FRANCISCO
Ahhh, the wonderful world of pony play... you know the human kind? You don't? Well, perhaps this educational video will serve to enlighten you. I know it did me... no, that's a lie. I don't get it. I don't get it at all. A sexual charge out of pretending to be a pony? I've watched the videos. I've read the Web sites. I've come to the conclusion that this, like the fact that some people think Adam Sandler is funny, is one of those things that I'll never, ever, comprehend. Well, at least their fetish doesn't hurt anyone. It's not like they get their jollies by blowing up a country and stealing its oil like some people.