Read abpit Rosabel (DJs Ralphi Rosario and Abel), who will be embarking upon a whirlwind ten-hour set Sunday at Hydrate. Mark has done it again!
Have you been to Cornelia's on Cornelia? De-lish! Stop in one evening to bask in the candlelit glow of the über-rustic decor. After you've had their much-renowned pork chops, dare to indulge in the infused-vodka martinis. You can even mix flavors, do a whole Jelly Belly thing. Very worth your while.
Cocks. Tails. All good. 'Nuff said.
Tuesday nights at Spin, sit your narrow ass at the bar and request videos all night. In one 10 minute period, you will hear The Cure, Cher and Bauhaus. Those aren't their only three choices, though. Variety and all that shit.
Like tits? Boy tits, girl tits, wallaby tits, what have you? Have a tit fiesta at Charlie's on Tuesday after midnight, where your faithful bartenders will give you a shot, provided you leave them a shirt. Everybody wins. Sing some Creaoke while you're there. The shot, added to the partial nudity will no doubt erase all traces of stage fright.
Berlin—the freaks come out at night. A-One people watching, in my humble opinion. When I started out as a little shaver, Berlin was always my hook-up spot. I cut my teeth on several boys there (sorry for the disquieting analogy).
Hi Jimmy, Dad, Robin, Matthew and everyone at Bucks, the manliest man bar in Man-dom. (Grunt)
Feeling a little too much friction in your relationship. Stop into Cupid's and take your pick of lubes. It'll be smooth sailing from there on out!
So, in other parts of the world, InnExile was first-class for their 17th anniversary weekend. Packed! As I mentioned last week, I took my brother and his fiancé Paige along to see their very first drag show. Paige happily gave my brother dollar bills, which he happily shoved into the tops of the Stella Productions girls. She's one of the family now.
So the night is over, my brain's winding down and I stop into Charmers for one or six drinks. In a disjointed conversation, my friend Liz offers, 'We've taken a lot of guys under our wings... and blown them...' Yes, Liz, I suppose we have. Kudos!
Next week—check out Nightspots for coverage of Maneuvers' 24th anniversary and Dragtastic.com's crowning of 2004 Entertainer Of the Year Sassy Trade at The Edge!
Barbie Doll—hostess extraordinare at Jackhammer. Stop in for YOUR Barbie shot!
Oh yeah—cover boy Erik Sosa is having a star-studded art opening at Big City Swing Studio August 13. See the ad on page 44. See the ass on the cover. (GRUNT)