I first discovered the music of Butt Boy at IML this year; as most of us discover many a weird and wonderful thing at that event. I'd pretty much forgotten about it until last week when I received a press release for Butt Boy's new Visions CD.
Butt Boy makes dungeon music, downstairs music for the whips, chains and nipple-clamp brigade. Music for those people who think vanilla is just a flavor of ice cream.
Described as New Age techno pop, Butt Boy makes music designed to enhance the S&M experience and not intrude upon it. Titles like The Ritual of the Whip, The Hooded Ungulate Flogger, and The Swaying of the Succubi say it all.
You can find out more about Butt Boy's music at www.ButtBoyMusic.com
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I guess that Cher is the best commercial for cosmetic surgery and Michael Jackson is the worst. Cher's face looks natural and youthful and Jackson's looks like it was trampled by a stampeding herd of Rosie O'Donnells … mooo!
I've never seriously contemplated having cosmetic surgery; the only way to improve my mug would be to super-glue a Minnie Mouse mask over it.
However, I was intrigued to read, in The Wall Street Journal, about the new craze for designer navel and nipple surgery; with slim, horizontal-oval navels and very perky nipples preferred.
Mmm! I could do that. Actually, I'd like to have my navel removed completely. I mean, what use is it? It's not erogenous. It's about as useful as a clitoris on a dead nun. Oh yes, my navel would have to go, and I'd like perky nipples everywhere; hundreds of them all over my body. I'd like to be able to run into Charlie's butt naked and suckle every cowboy in the room at once.
Now, try to get THAT image out of your head without therapy. Ha!
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Is it too much to ask to find one Roman Catholic priest who has managed to keep his grubby little hands off the altar boys?
The latest is George Pell, Australia's Archbishop of Sydney, and the most outspoken homophobic piece of garbage that country has. He once described homosexuality as "a greater health hazard than smoking."
Pell has now been accused of molesting a 12-year-old boy while training as a priest 41 years ago. Whatever the truth, the hierarchy of the Roman Catholic church might be wise to consider the 11th Commandment: "Thou shall not shit on thy neighbors patio, or they will come forth in abundance and shit on yours."
I'm just loving all this. The Vatican has gone from being a closeted toilet to being an open sewer.
Religion is a choice, sexual orientation is not. How fucking hard is that to understand?
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They want to keep women at home and they hate homosexuals; no, it's not the Taliban, it's the Christian Right. I know, it's an easy mistake to make.
Now the Christian Tali-bananas are Tali-banning books in Texas again. This time the book is It's Perfectly Normal, which critics say "condones homosexuality."
The book is a children's sex-education book that has sold more than 650,000 copies in 17 languages around the world during the past eight years.
The book has been removed from the Montgomery County library system after 12 complaints from Christians. See, now I've learned something about America here; I didn't know that 12 people could get together and do that.
Does that mean that 12 atheists can go to the Harold Washington Library and have all the religious books removed? If so, then I'm all for this book-banning lark. I love it! As a moral vegetarian I insist all the cookbooks with meat recipes are removed from libraries because it offends my beliefs. All military books have to be removed because they "Glorify War." Any book that even mentions the name Rosie O'Donnell or the Bee Gees has to be removed because they're both the spawn of Satan sent up from Hell by The Horned One himself to torture me.
I could reduce the Harold Washington Library down to two books: "How to Eat Pussy," and "How to Suck Cock." Think about it! Gay or straight, what the fuck else do you need to know? I know what you're all thinking: "That Sukie is as crazy as fuck, but he's always right."
Think about it … if "How to Eat Pussy" and "How to Suck Cock" were the only two books on the planet, the world would be a much nicer place. Am I right, or am I right? I'm right, right!
