... I was walking through the park one day, in the merry mary month of May. I was, really. It was a warm, sunny day. Suddenly, a familiar sound reached my ears. It was the clack, clack, clack of a skateboard, a sound that never fails to make me wet. My skate-Dar went into the red. As it turns out, I was at Wilson and the Drive. Well, wouldn't you know it, there was a brand new skate-park right there before me! Oh, happy day!! It was like seeing all of your favorite food on one table. Needless to say, I plopped my stylish blakkass down on the nearest available bench and proceeded to scope out the situation. One cannot be too careful, you know. I'm already not allowed near any suburban high schools, OK?!?! Soon enough I noticed a major problem. Parents. Too many parents, in fact. Way too many for the young riders to be open about their need for a hit of the joint I was smoking. I'll have to go back there at, like, 10:30, just before the park closes. Then I can make some new friends ...
... May I just say that I, for one, absolutely love white kids with dreadlocks. I call them 'waspafarians.' I mean, if colored folks can straighten their hair, why can't whitey kink up theirs? Whatever! ...
... So, the horse that won the Kentucky Derby this year is a gelding. Is that like a castrati winning the Boston Marathon? Just wondering ...
... Presently occupying the space at 2916 N. Broadway, where Big Daddy's used to be, is a fun new place called The Avenue Tavern. I work a half a block away and kept seeing all these hip people going in there and had to see what the fuck was going on. The general manager, a super nice fellow named Matthew Moline, showed me around the place and it really looks like something Wallpaper magazine should photograph. I was very much at ease there, considering most of the clientele was hetero. I mentioned this to Matthew, and he said that he really wants Avenue to be a place where it does not matter what one's sexual preference is. He wants a club where everyone can feel comfortable. There actually aren't many clubs like that in New Town, and another one is a welcome addition. When you go there, and I know you will, get the Ink martini. I had one, and it kicked my fucking ass! ...
... Fuck a gay cable channel! There already is one! Have you seen the huge sissy fags that are on the Discovery Channel during the day? Really!! Let me know if they are looking for brown-skinned sissies. I could always use a second job ...
... OK, that new Porsche SUV is butt ugly!!! Why would anyone buy one? And while I'm on the subject of cars, what's with this new trend of running lights under the car? Who's gonna be under there? ...
... Well, I gotta go practice some jumps on my skateboard, so I'll talk to you later.
Luvyoumeanit, laterlunch! joanjettblakk@yahoo.cum
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