That Bush fella really thinks he's slick! Leave it to him to find the only Black, female, conservative judge in the entire fucking country to nominate to the federal appeals court. Sure, she's got a hard luck pull'em up by the bootstraps type story (the kind
Republicans just love) but that's just not gonna be enough to get Miss Thing the job. Can you say Democratic filibuster, boys and girls? ...
... And what was that shit with Bush's mother on TV last week? Boy, when the ratings get low, trot out Mom, have her say cute things about her spawn, and mean things about those nasty Democrats after her Georgie's job, and hopefully, the little asshole's numbers will improve. Well, sorry, Babs! It didn't work! (Not quite.) President Bush's numbers are right where they were on Sept.10th. Uh-oh! You know what THAT means! Maybe another skyscraper will have to fall. Oh, dear ...
My doctor, the good Dr. H'Ohl, was telling me about this as he was dragging me to Howard Brown to get a meniningitis shot. It seems that in jolly old England, in a town by the name of Conisbrough, to be exact, there is a street that some people are finding it very hard to continue living on. Why, you ask? Because, the name of this street is (and I'm not making this up) Butt Hole Road. No lie. When I got to a computer, I did a search on the otherwise totally un-reliable Mapquest, and, sure enough, there it was, Butt Hole Rd. And, believe it or not, one would have to pass Shoot Up Hill to get there! Now, I don't know about you, but it sounds like a party to me, and they say the British don't have a sense of humor! ...
And, in Nairobi, Kenya, 760 students at the exclusive Kinyui School for Boys went on a rampage for three hours because the headmasters did away with their disco.(Talk about burning down the mission!) The rabble-rousers had to be restrained with teargas and such! There must be one hell of a club at that school. Who knew? Darling, I've been looking for some place to go dancing, but I never thought I'd have to go to fucking Africa to do it! Too bad the Concorde is no more ...
Well, y'all, that's it for this week. Hope you love the new format. I know I do!
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