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Shopping tips with Cupid's Treasures
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Photo #1. This is the story of Job Blow. One sunny Spring day, Job was strolling down Halsted, when he decided inexplicably that it was time to go toy shopping. Lucky for Job, he just happened to be
walking past Cupid's Treasures. Let's see what he happened upon!
#2. As he enters the store, he is greeted by the infinitely friendly and helpful staff. Here, Jeff sees that Job doesn't know exactly what he wants and is more than willing to lend a quick hand.
#3. Maybe it's best to start small, Jeff suggests. He selects a big seller that he is sure will do the job for Job. But Job is not convinced.
#4. Perhaps something a little more... substantial will do the trick. Job is beginning to like what he sees. But poor Job is not prepared for what he sees next.
#6. Don't forget your lube! You say this won't be enough, huh?
#7. Ahh, that's more like it. Can't go wrong with the family size.
#8. An obviously happy Job. Good job, Cupid's!
This article shared 1616 times since Wed Apr 14, 2004
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