Special Guest:
Jenny Thompson
of Meet Minneapolis
Most shallow reason you've dumped someone
She was too short. – Jenny
He was boring. – Pubert
Bad teeth. – Peter
Big belly and rest of him was skinny. –
Andrew
He wouldn't give up the pussy. – Kirk
For believing in Jesus. – graysong
Big ears. – Lenox
I was too young to settle down. – Kathleen
She had horrible grammar. – Amy
I didn't like her sneeze. – Creaoke
Vacation spot you'll never revisit
Cape Canaveral Florida--It's like the movie Cocoon. – Jenny
Opry Land in Tennessee. – Pubert
Milwaukee ( Ojibway for 'Satan's buttcrack' ) .
– Kirk
Murphysboro, NC. – Peter
I've liked all of them so far. – Andrew
Disney. – graysong
Morocco. – Lenox
The Cloud Inne. – Creaoke
Hannibal, Missouri--The name alone is not
very pleasant. – Amy
Daytona Beach. – Kathleen
I have to admit that ________ has more talent than I originally thought.
George W. Bush, in terms of creating mayhem whenever he speaks. – Jenny
Paris Hilton... NOT!!! – Andrew
Diddy. – Pubert
Clay Aiken. – Peter
Kelly Clarkson. I hate myself for saying that.
– Amy
Jerry Springer on Dancing With the Stars.
– Lenox
Clay Aiken ( just kiddin' ) . – Kathleen
Madonna. – graysong, Creaoke
Song title that would describe your life right now
I Am Not Afraid Of You and I Will Beat Your
Ass. – Jenny
I Want To Be Sedated. – Kirk
If My Friends Could See Me Now. – Creaoke
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! ( A Man After
Midnight ) – Pubert
Call the Doctor. – Amy
Waiting On the World to Change. – Lenox
Under Pressure. – Kathleen
If This Ain't Love. – Peter
Would You Go with Me? – graysong
Borderline. – Andrew
Nicole Richie is...
...sticking her finger in her throat as we
speak. – Jenny
...half the woman she used to be. – Andrew
...best friends with Paris again ( thank God, I
was worried! ) . – Kathleen
...the skinniest bitch I know... I'm so jealous.
– Lenox
...insignificant. – Creaoke
...in dire need of a sandwich.– Amy
...a grotesque, emaciated she-muppet. – Kirk
...no times a lady. – graysong
...talentless and too skinny. – Pubert
...SO 2005. – Peter