What 5 things would you expect to find in Madonna's Purse?
DJ Doug Brandt
5. Pop Idol application
4. A spool of red thread
3. Kylie Minogue karaoke CD
2. Acting For Dummies book
1. Riley York's restraining order
Andrew
5. Kabbalah condoms
4. Acting class notes -- NOT!
3. Cell phone with 'Material Girl' ringtone
2. Feather handcuffs ( to show she's mellowed )
1. Guy Ritchie's balls
DJ Peter Mavrik
5. A red string beacelet
4. Pix of her kids
3. A mini vibrating massager
2. Guy's mobile #
1. A hate letter to Niki Haris for not going on tour with her, causing every live song to sound awful.
Dave
5. Dildo
4. Strap-On
3. Vibrator
2. The pocket book edition of Kabbalah For Dumb-Asses
1. Decades-old restraining order against Sean Penn
Pubert
5. Riding Crop
4. Bandages
3. Horseshoes
2. Book on How to Make Glue from Horses
1. Flowers and Get Well Soon Cards
Creaoke
5. Her diaphragm
4. Her book of Kabbalah for Dummies
3. A dildo with Sean Penn's photo etched into it
2. A home gym
1. Britney Spears' soul
Lisa
5. Extra thong
4. Inflatable yoga mat
3. Flavored condom
2. Breast tassels
1. Strawberry flavored edible underwear
graysong
5. A copy of the one good review for Shanghai Surprise
4. Always the trendsetter, she has fuschia string
3. Insert obligatory Sean Penn joke here
2. 'The Keeper' ( www.gladrags.com )
1. A coupon for riding lessons