Favorite Jelly Bean
Black – Pubert, Dan
Grape – Andrew
Jelly Belly buttered popcorn flavor – Creaoke
Buttered popcorn – Kirk
Jelly Belly Margherita – graysong
Brachs in this order: red, purple, green, orange, yellow. Blacks are given to Terry. – Jim
Red – Lisa
Oddest Easter Tradition
Fake plastic grass – Pubert
Lamb butter – Dan
That naked Easter egg hunt – Andrew
Giving ducklings as pets – Creaoke
Painting eggs – Kirk
Bobbing for boiled eggs. Damn! That hot water smarts. – graysong
Going to church – Jim
Easter Brunch – Lisa
Bunny of the Week
Mario Vazquez quitting American Idol – Pubert
Ryan Seacrest – Dan
Bunny Girl – Andrew
In my ad with a penguin – Creaoke
Oolong, of course – Kirk
Ool... – dammit Kirk! Bunny Oolong is my answer... bitch. – graysong
Blaine Mason – Jim
Angelina Jolie – Lisa
Best Easter Candy
Chocolate bunny – Pubert
Big chocolate eggs with prizes inside! – Dan
Chocolate eggs – Andrew
Peeps ( for the cool microwave trick ) – Creaoke
Maple cream chocolate eggs – Kirk
Robins' Eggs ( for lip painting ) – graysong
Peeps, of course – Jim
White chocolate bunny – Lisa
Worst Easter Candy
Peeps ( I am sure I ain't the only one! ) – Pubert
Peeps! – Dan
Peeps – Andrew
Peeps ( for the taste ) – Creaoke
Anything large and made of that waxy, fake-ass chocolate – Kirk
Mary Janes, not Easter, but they are incredibly nasty. – graysong
Drippy, nasty Cadbury Eggs – Jim
Almond Joy Egg – Lisa
Ugliest Easter Color
Violet purple – Pubert
There are no ugly colors – Dan
Red State crimson – Andrew
Powder Pink – Creaoke
Crucifixion crimson – Kirk
Pick one. Pastels suck – graysong
Everyone loves pastels – Jim
Pale Pink – Lisa
What Determines the Date of Easter?
When the Easter Bunny sees his shadow – Dan
Oprah – Andrew
Jesus hid eggs and wore bunny ears to preach the word on Sunday – Creaoke
I'm sure Hallmark has a hand in it – Kirk
It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after Martha Stewart is released from prison – graysong
Something about Christ – Jim
Best Resurrection–Ever
Tina Turner – Pubert
Virginia Madsen's Oscar nomination! – Dan
Prince's comeback – Andrew
The day after I was fired from the karaoke company I worked for – Creaoke
Donny Osmond circa 1990 – Kirk
Cher, about 4 different times – graysong
Martha Stewart – Jim
John Travolta – Lisa
