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Picks o' theWeek
2005-03-23

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Favorite Jelly Bean

Black – Pubert, Dan

Grape – Andrew

Jelly Belly buttered popcorn flavor – Creaoke

Buttered popcorn – Kirk

Jelly Belly Margherita – graysong

Brachs in this order: red, purple, green, orange, yellow. Blacks are given to Terry. – Jim

Red – Lisa

Oddest Easter Tradition

Fake plastic grass – Pubert

Lamb butter – Dan

That naked Easter egg hunt – Andrew

Giving ducklings as pets – Creaoke

Painting eggs – Kirk

Bobbing for boiled eggs. Damn! That hot water smarts. – graysong

Going to church – Jim

Easter Brunch – Lisa

Bunny of the Week

Mario Vazquez quitting American Idol – Pubert

Ryan Seacrest – Dan

Bunny Girl – Andrew

In my ad with a penguin – Creaoke

Oolong, of course – Kirk

Ool... – dammit Kirk! Bunny Oolong is my answer... bitch. – graysong

Blaine Mason – Jim

Angelina Jolie – Lisa

Best Easter Candy

Chocolate bunny – Pubert

Big chocolate eggs with prizes inside! – Dan

Chocolate eggs – Andrew

Peeps ( for the cool microwave trick ) – Creaoke

Maple cream chocolate eggs – Kirk

Robins' Eggs ( for lip painting ) – graysong

Peeps, of course – Jim

White chocolate bunny – Lisa

Worst Easter Candy

Peeps ( I am sure I ain't the only one! ) – Pubert

Peeps! – Dan

Peeps – Andrew

Peeps ( for the taste ) – Creaoke

Anything large and made of that waxy, fake-ass chocolate – Kirk

Mary Janes, not Easter, but they are incredibly nasty. – graysong

Drippy, nasty Cadbury Eggs – Jim

Almond Joy Egg – Lisa

Ugliest Easter Color

Violet purple – Pubert

There are no ugly colors – Dan

Red State crimson – Andrew

Powder Pink – Creaoke

Crucifixion crimson – Kirk

Pick one. Pastels suck – graysong

Everyone loves pastels – Jim

Pale Pink – Lisa

What Determines the Date of Easter?

When the Easter Bunny sees his shadow – Dan

Oprah – Andrew

Jesus hid eggs and wore bunny ears to preach the word on Sunday – Creaoke

I'm sure Hallmark has a hand in it – Kirk

It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after Martha Stewart is released from prison – graysong

Something about Christ – Jim

Best Resurrection–Ever

Tina Turner – Pubert

Virginia Madsen's Oscar nomination! – Dan

Prince's comeback – Andrew

The day after I was fired from the karaoke company I worked for – Creaoke

Donny Osmond circa 1990 – Kirk

Cher, about 4 different times – graysong

Martha Stewart – Jim

John Travolta – Lisa


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