This Week: If you could be a famous person of the opposite sex, who would you be and why?
'I'd be Julia Roberts because she can have any man she wants. What I could do with her lips!' – Donny
'Brad Pitt. He's so pretty, pretty enough to be a girl.' – Jan
'Catherine the Great of Russia. She got fucked by horses, and I could handle that.' – Steve
'Mother Theresa. (Oh right, she was a babe). She was really hot in
sandals, though … '
– Anonymous and very sick person
'Sarah Brightman. It's the hair. I want the hair.' – Anonymous
'Judy Garland. According to that biography she blew everyone in Hollywood. (So you got a theme going here because I heard you've blown everyone on Hollywood Beach). I wish!!' – C.J.
'Celine Dion. (God, no!). What? She's beautiful, she's got a great voice … (But you're so skinny. Her husband would crush you).' – Jeff
'I'd like to be Howard Dean, because I want to be the next President.' – Mo
'Who's that girl in Goldfrapp? (Alison Goldfrapp … ). Her, I want to be her. She looks cool.' – Alan
'I'm a straight girl, so I'd have to be a gay boy because I love men. I'd also have to be a drag queen. How 'bout Ru Paul.' – Jeannie