This Week: Are you making any New Year Resolutions?
'I'm getting rid of my drug problem. (Oh, well that's upfront and honest of you. What drug are we talking about here?) Crystal meth. (Yep. You need to get rid of that one. That's not one of the pretty addictions).' – Anonymous man
'2004 is the year that I move to New York. (And how many years have you been saying that?) Umm … about 25.' – George
'I don't believe in New Year resolutions. If you want to make a change in your life, you should do it because you need to, not because of some arbitrary date.' — Raleigh
'To stop watching Full House reruns. (Oh, you sad bitch)' — Chrissy
'I'm hoping to get more sex, preferably from magazine interviewers. (Well, hope springs eternal.)' — Jake R.
'I'm fixin' to lick the labia of destiny.' — Otis
'This year, I'd like to do more volunteer work in the community.' — Sammy
'Yes, to drink myself into a stupor. It's best to set attainable goals for oneself.' — Rick
'I'm cutting back on my CD buying.' – Dion
'New car. New house. New man. New life.' – Laurent