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From the Booth: Latin Lollipop sfrom Latino Film Club
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
by Randy Pubert
2007-01-24

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Pubert: This video came with a real lollipop stuck in the cover; I think I will suck it.

Colon: Talk about marketing. I wonder how many points that would be on my diet plan.

P: The sucker or the Latino?

C: Both!

P: Did you read the disclaimer at the beginning of the video? 'Models' sexual acts may not depict their sexual orientation.'

C: And the first guy, Lucky, is watching straight porn.

P: Well, at least they warned us.

C: Is that the sound of maracas?

P: There is duct tape holding the curtain up. Oh, he's poor.

C: Looks like Lucky has been in a fight. Maybe he is not so lucky.

P: He is lucky to have a big one. Oh my gosh, he just started eating a sandwich naked.

C: He needs a lunch break.

P: His Coke looks flat.

C: What size is his underwear? It is huge!

P: Lucky's cum is drippy.

C: J.T. is our next Latin lollipop-- another solo guy?

P: Well, that makes it easier to get the straight guys to participate. If they are just jacking off then they are not gay.

C: True. He is has a curved cock.

P: Yeah, he looks Blatino but the verga is Latin.

C: What is with all the stacked boxes?

P: He might have just moved in.

C: Or the production is on the run!

P: He just used an old beach towel for a cum rag.

C: I guess the nicer towels are in a different box.

P: Everyone knows to label their moving boxes with a big black marker.

C: Moving on, we have Ron Holmes and his amazing tattoos!

P: He is wearing a belt buckle on a chain as a necklace.

C: Do you think he is Puerto Rican with all the red, white and blue sweatbands?

P: Represent!

C: We are back in the storage room with boxes everywhere.

P: Where was this shot, a UPS warehouse?

C: This one is all about the camera, talking to it.

P: Yes, really engages the viewer.

C: He just winked at us!

P: Should I wink back?

C: He just started making his penis jump.

P: He is doing stupid dick tricks. He should go on Letterman.

C: And the big finish.

P: After this, we have something from a movie called Doin' Time 2069.

C: Welcome to the future, baby!

P: Well, his outfit is straight from the '80s. Check out the mesh underwear.

C: Why is he pacing?

P: He is a guard, protecting us from something or someoneā€¦

C: This looks like my 8th grade play set.

P: I guess they got ghetto even in 2069!

C: Do you see those Rubbermaid boxes sprayed silver behind him?

P: He has '80s sunglasses on. Is that the wave of the future?

C: That is a hole-stretcher. It's getting bigger and bigger.

P: It's like one of those sea monkeys.

C: Then we have more solo scenes, in a stairwell and a dirty bathroom, followed by a Halloween scene.

P: Finally a duo. One is dressed like a swashbuckler with a witch wig and the other not dressed in a costume.

C: I think that is his real hair.

P: Johnny Depp can't keep it hard. The bottom is more hard and cute.

C: Fast forward, this Halloween tale is scaring me.

P: OK, our last couple is cuter. Nice teardrop.

C: Ew, he is a sloppy kisser. You hear that?

P: Their kid is crying in the background.

C: This is the real deal. Not sugar coated.

P: This is when amateur videos work. They are into each other.

C: Yeah, if you like amateur porn and big cocks this is a good rental.

P: The length is good. You get more suck for your buck.

C: But the video is a collection of their other videos.

P: This Latin Lollipop is a mixed bag.

Colon: Thumbs up the butt.

Pubert: Lollipop down the throat.

If you have a sweet tooth for amateur porn go to www.LatinoFanClub.com .

To read past reviews of From the Booth go to www.windycitymediagroup.com and type in 'Pubert.'


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