Pubert: This video came with a real lollipop stuck in the cover; I think I will suck it.
Colon: Talk about marketing. I wonder how many points that would be on my diet plan.
P: The sucker or the Latino?
P: Did you read the disclaimer at the beginning of the video? 'Models' sexual acts may not depict their sexual orientation.'
C: And the first guy, Lucky, is watching straight porn.
P: Well, at least they warned us.
C: Is that the sound of maracas?
P: There is duct tape holding the curtain up. Oh, he's poor.
C: Looks like Lucky has been in a fight. Maybe he is not so lucky.
P: He is lucky to have a big one. Oh my gosh, he just started eating a sandwich naked.
C: He needs a lunch break.
P: His Coke looks flat.
C: What size is his underwear? It is huge!
P: Lucky's cum is drippy.
C: J.T. is our next Latin lollipop-- another solo guy?
P: Well, that makes it easier to get the straight guys to participate. If they are just jacking off then they are not gay.
C: True. He is has a curved cock.
P: Yeah, he looks Blatino but the verga is Latin.
C: What is with all the stacked boxes?
P: He might have just moved in.
C: Or the production is on the run!
P: He just used an old beach towel for a cum rag.
C: I guess the nicer towels are in a different box.
P: Everyone knows to label their moving boxes with a big black marker.
C: Moving on, we have Ron Holmes and his amazing tattoos!
P: He is wearing a belt buckle on a chain as a necklace.
C: Do you think he is Puerto Rican with all the red, white and blue sweatbands?
C: We are back in the storage room with boxes everywhere.
P: Where was this shot, a UPS warehouse?
C: This one is all about the camera, talking to it.
P: Yes, really engages the viewer.
C: He just winked at us!
P: Should I wink back?
C: He just started making his penis jump.
P: He is doing stupid dick tricks. He should go on Letterman.
C: And the big finish.
P: After this, we have something from a movie called Doin' Time 2069.
C: Welcome to the future, baby!
P: Well, his outfit is straight from the '80s. Check out the mesh underwear.
C: Why is he pacing?
P: He is a guard, protecting us from something or someone…
C: This looks like my 8th grade play set.
P: I guess they got ghetto even in 2069!
C: Do you see those Rubbermaid boxes sprayed silver behind him?
P: He has '80s sunglasses on. Is that the wave of the future?
C: That is a hole-stretcher. It's getting bigger and bigger.
P: It's like one of those sea monkeys.
C: Then we have more solo scenes, in a stairwell and a dirty bathroom, followed by a Halloween scene.
P: Finally a duo. One is dressed like a swashbuckler with a witch wig and the other not dressed in a costume.
C: I think that is his real hair.
P: Johnny Depp can't keep it hard. The bottom is more hard and cute.
C: Fast forward, this Halloween tale is scaring me.
P: OK, our last couple is cuter. Nice teardrop.
C: Ew, he is a sloppy kisser. You hear that?
P: Their kid is crying in the background.
C: This is the real deal. Not sugar coated.
P: This is when amateur videos work. They are into each other.
C: Yeah, if you like amateur porn and big cocks this is a good rental.
P: The length is good. You get more suck for your buck.
C: But the video is a collection of their other videos.
P: This Latin Lollipop is a mixed bag.
Colon: Thumbs up the butt.
Pubert: Lollipop down the throat.
If you have a sweet tooth for amateur porn go to www.LatinoFanClub.com .
To read past reviews of From the Booth go to www.windycitymediagroup.com and type in 'Pubert.'