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FROM THE BOOTH: JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
The Dude Show: Reality Sucks!
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2012-02-28

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Pubert: Looks like the reality television thing is here to stay.

Groeper: It's funny how it leaks into the world of porn.

P: Speaking of leaks, is NeNe Leakes in this video?

G: I don't think so. Have you started watching Celebrity Apprentice yet?

A group of guys move into a house to have their lives taped ...

P: So are they talking into a confessional like MTV?

G: Tucker Vaughn is meeting Brandon Lewis in the kitchen upstairs.

P: It is decorated like a diner with booths.

G: He just said, "You taste like Twinkie."

P: He got the twink part right.

G: Is that lube on the table next to the ketchup?

P: It's a condiment for the condom!

G: Hold the mustard!

P: Goes good on a hot dog.

G: That retro table can't be comfortable.

P: Brandon shot a big load.

G: I am all Tucker-ed out.

A Ping Pong tournament sets up two roommates for an encounter.

P: It's strip ping-pong.

G: Someone is cheating at the table.

P: He's spanking him with the paddle.

G: And spread him on the table-tennis table.

P: They have a stand-up video game in this rec room. I 'm jell-o.

G: If he puts ping-pong balls up is ass I am outta here!

P: Holy Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!

G: We have a game-changer. The bottom is now banging the top.

P: Good thing he kept his tennis shoes on so he doesn't slip off the table.

This homo home has a punching bag and Brandon Bangs is boxing with it.

G: Okay, let's just say it now: Trent Locke can't act!

P: He looked at the camera and seems nervous.

G: That's because he can't say his lines right.

P: Do they have a script since it is reality?

G: I think it's a bit loose.

P: I am not sure these stars have chemistry.

G: Oh they do, bad chemistry!

Darts is the next game played in the house.

P: Kennedy Carter speaks with a strange English accent.

G: He just called himself fat.

P: Then I must be obese!

G: Now Brandon shows up with his country ass.

P: It's battle of the accents!

G: Can we get subtitles?

P: They get points for creative use of exercise balls.

G: I might have to pull mine out of the mothballs and use it now!

P: Uh oh, Phenix Saint is showing up to lend a hand.

G: Phenix? Is this RuPaul's Drag Race?

P: Phenix is on phire!

G: He is the cutest of the bunch.

Phenix burns on to spark up a three way in the next scene.

P: Mark Talon is bulky or chunky, not sure which.

G: Hunky.

P: Someone shot a little early.

G: The bottom looked a little disappointed for the premature ejaculator.

P: Reality porn is usually a good idea, but this video doesn't know how to handle it.

G: They talk to the camera in an odd way, very amateurish.

P: Talking about the producers is a big no-no in reality TV.

G: Jersey Score was better.

P: This was more like Big Brother than The Real World.

G: Definitely for fans of frat boy films.

P: Duuuuude!

Pubert: Finger down the throat.

Groeper: Finger down the throat.

If it's cold outside get warm in the Hot House at www.hothouse.com .


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