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FROM THE BOOTH Heat Wave 2: Summer Has Cum
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper

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From Lucas Entertainment

Pubert: The weather in Chicago has been strangely warm.

Groeper: It has been a Heat Wave!

P: Looks like it might be a long hot summer.

G: This cover shows that less is more.

P: Let's head to the gay beach after watching this.

Our two cover boys row onto shore with their canoes.

G: I hope all those dead trees provide some cover.

P: The beach looks pretty secluded.

G: They keep looking around to not get caught.

P: They're reenacting the cover.

G: This just shows I need to work on my tan.

P: Even his penis looks tanned.

G: I wonder if he uses sunscreen on it?

P: The waves are crashing in between groans and moans.

G: Those look like butt implants to me.

P: They get points for creative use of a canoe.

G: With all that sand let's hope it doesn't get in his crack.

P: That cannot be comfortable. He's riding him on top of a tree trunk.

G: Ouch! Talk about splinters…

Adam and Chip prepare to sail their ship.

P: Anchors aweigh!

G: They kiss more than they navigate the boat.

P: Someone better call the Coast Guard.

G: Don't they need a license to fish with a hook that big?

P: They have their Top Gun shades on.

G: I would call Killian a maverick.

P: He just removed the sunglasses.

G: I think the lenses were getting in the way of the deep-throating.

P: The music is a little too electronic. They should play some romantic sailing music.

G: Maybe something with a xylophone? What do you want, "Kokomo?"

P: We have another uncomfortable position, fucking against a hull of a ship.

G: Adam was made to be a porn star.

Two plaid-short-wearing buddies take a stroll in the city.

G: This is so romantic. Straight and gay couples walking around together.

P: I don't usually see too many straight couples stripping down to their thongs in the park though.

G: When you got it, flaunt it!

P: Well at least they had the common decency to go back to their apartment.

G: Uh oh, one's a talker.

P: That dick in the mouth shut him up.

G: I think there is a chubby teenager inside him.

P: Maybe that is why he is so chatty.

G: He just said, "Come on you sexy beast!"

P: The chemistry between these two is not working.

G: The top is hot but not able to contain a bottom with issues.

Couple number four enjoys a little rendezvous on the outdoor patio.

P: When porn stars wear sunglasses it makes them look like porn stars.

G: They need protection from the hot sun.

P: Well they are sure not getting it from those Speedos.

G: Or is that underwear? Who can tell these days?

P: His arm tattoo says Beloved or Be Loved.

G: It must have personal meaning for him.

P: To me it means "not a virgin... . "

G: I hope that privacy fence keeps the neighbors from watching.

P: He just moaned, "It's my turn."

G: We got a versatile in the house!

P: Or out of the house, since they are outside.

G: Some swans just swam by. They got an eyeful.

P: The white swans are just floating there. What a bunch of nosy geese!

G: This movie could have been called Summer Has Cum Eaters.

P: It's a good flick to stay indoors and watch.

G: Let's hope this Chicago Heat Wave keeps up!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

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