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FROM THE BOOTH Chi Chi Larue's Blackballed 6
by Pubert and Groeper
2010-01-20

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Starring Dylan Saunders and Scott Alexander

Buck's Auto Smog Test Station sets the stage for the opening scene.

P: Sounds like someone is getting their engine revved.

G: Or their bolts tightened.

P: Our white boy Dylan enters the shop to pass an inspection for his car.

G: Scott the mechanic just said, "You put this big black hose up your tail pipe!"

P: No he didn't.

G: Yes, he did... very clever.

P: They are using that revving sound as part of the music soundtrack.

G: Okay, Chi Chi is already getting points for creativity from me.

P: Wow, he wouldn't let him pay for the service with a credit card but with a little head instead.

G: This could fix our economic situation. Blow-and-go payment plans!

P: I like Eddie's gun tattoo pointing down at his pistol.

G: His Puerto Rican flag probably means he's a mix too.

P: His last name is Diaz, Sherlock.

G: Elementary, my dear Pubert.

P: Dylan is going to get his dress pants all oily on that garage floor.

G: They definitely have some chemistry together.

P: Eddie is using his oil rag as a choke chain for his puppy.

G: The video is moving into Raging Stallion's aggressive porn territory.

P: [ Sings ] "He's about to lose control and I think I like it!"

Three more engine shop workers walk in from a side door.

G: Uh oh, looks like trouble.

P: Moe, Curly and Larry have arrived!

G: And these Three Stooges are looking for ass.

P: "Nyuk-nyuk."

G: Eddie likes to choke and spit.

P: I just bought an afro wig like that one model's hair for my disco birthday party.

G: Love it, happy 40th by the way.

P: Thank you. They are having trouble getting his shirt off.

G: I like how they all help out with the dick sucking and don't just make Dylan do it.

P: It's a group effort. They put the M in TEAM.

G: They are coaching each other with the dirty talk.

P: It's important to be encouraging.

G: Wait a sec, another mechanic just walked in.

P: Maybe it's Shemp!

G: Oh yeah, the forgotten Stooge.

P: Some guys are still working because I hear bolts getting revved.

G: One just decided to take a break because he joined in to the suckfest.

P: Don't they have a lock on the door to keep people from entering?

G: These horn dawgs would probably just open the hinges with their drills to get at that booty.

P: Baldy is swallowing two for the price of one.

G: It's like an after-Christmas sale on cock!

P: That one weanie is a little too bumpy for me.

G: Ribbed for pleasure, no?

P: Remember that group Mike + the Mechanics?

G: You are really showing your age, Mr. Forty-Year-Old.

Scene shifts to the hood of the car while Dylan gets back to basics with his man Scott.

P: They are all taking turns licking his ass on the car.

G: Look at that 'fro go. "Let your soul glow!"

P: [ Sings ] "Workin' at the car wash."

G: More like an ass wash.

P: This video takes its time--forty minutes in and no penetration. Forty is just stuck in my brain. I can't escape it.

G: They made Dylan even more white with their cum all over him.

Pubert: Thumbs up the black butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the white butt.

To get yourself Black Balled for the new year, visit c1r.com .


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