Starring Dylan Saunders and Scott Alexander
Buck's Auto Smog Test Station sets the stage for the opening scene.
P: Sounds like someone is getting their engine revved.
G: Or their bolts tightened.
P: Our white boy Dylan enters the shop to pass an inspection for his car.
G: Scott the mechanic just said, "You put this big black hose up your tail pipe!"
P: No he didn't.
G: Yes, he did... very clever.
P: They are using that revving sound as part of the music soundtrack.
G: Okay, Chi Chi is already getting points for creativity from me.
P: Wow, he wouldn't let him pay for the service with a credit card but with a little head instead.
G: This could fix our economic situation. Blow-and-go payment plans!
P: I like Eddie's gun tattoo pointing down at his pistol.
G: His Puerto Rican flag probably means he's a mix too.
P: His last name is Diaz, Sherlock.
G: Elementary, my dear Pubert.
P: Dylan is going to get his dress pants all oily on that garage floor.
G: They definitely have some chemistry together.
P: Eddie is using his oil rag as a choke chain for his puppy.
G: The video is moving into Raging Stallion's aggressive porn territory.
P: [ Sings ] "He's about to lose control and I think I like it!"
Three more engine shop workers walk in from a side door.
G: Uh oh, looks like trouble.
P: Moe, Curly and Larry have arrived!
G: And these Three Stooges are looking for ass.
G: Eddie likes to choke and spit.
P: I just bought an afro wig like that one model's hair for my disco birthday party.
G: Love it, happy 40th by the way.
P: Thank you. They are having trouble getting his shirt off.
G: I like how they all help out with the dick sucking and don't just make Dylan do it.
P: It's a group effort. They put the M in TEAM.
G: They are coaching each other with the dirty talk.
P: It's important to be encouraging.
G: Wait a sec, another mechanic just walked in.
P: Maybe it's Shemp!
G: Oh yeah, the forgotten Stooge.
P: Some guys are still working because I hear bolts getting revved.
G: One just decided to take a break because he joined in to the suckfest.
P: Don't they have a lock on the door to keep people from entering?
G: These horn dawgs would probably just open the hinges with their drills to get at that booty.
P: Baldy is swallowing two for the price of one.
G: It's like an after-Christmas sale on cock!
P: That one weanie is a little too bumpy for me.
G: Ribbed for pleasure, no?
P: Remember that group Mike + the Mechanics?
G: You are really showing your age, Mr. Forty-Year-Old.
Scene shifts to the hood of the car while Dylan gets back to basics with his man Scott.
P: They are all taking turns licking his ass on the car.
G: Look at that 'fro go. "Let your soul glow!"
P: [ Sings ] "Workin' at the car wash."
G: More like an ass wash.
P: This video takes its time--forty minutes in and no penetration. Forty is just stuck in my brain. I can't escape it.
G: They made Dylan even more white with their cum all over him.
Pubert: Thumbs up the black butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the white butt.
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