"We've got control of this thing. If you look at my Instagram, it's gone to almost nothing."—Donald Jr. tells Laura Ingraham that people don't have to worry about quarantine or the coronavirus, and that the deaths are "almost nothing." Who died and made this guy … well, anything? Oh, yeah—about 230,000 people.
I'm writing this column a handful of days before the election. And by the time you read it, you may be: a) drunk and happy or 2) drunk and miserable. Either way, I think it's safe to say liquor will be involved. It's clear the end is near when Omarosa shows up. For someone who was allegedly privy to lots of inside dirt, what did she disclose? Secrets from the Trump marriage. She said, "I have known this couple since they were dating, they got married a year after The Apprentice aired." After calling it "a very strange marriage," she made what may possibly be the understatement of the year: "Sometimes they like each other but sometimes she is repulsed by him." Perhaps Melanie has finally joined the majority. I really don't care—do you?
If Biden takes Wisconsin, most of the credit has to go to WisDems. The group flooded the Internet with special shows, reunions and other celebrity-laden fundraising events. They pulled out the stops on Halloween with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. An all-star cast was assembled but was eclipsed by some of the classic film's stars. Barry Bostwick intoned Brad's songs. Little Nell worked overtime playing both Columbia and, for much of the show, Frank-N-Furter. Yes, Tim Curry was there, but one must remember that he suffered a stroke in 2012. Nonetheless, he valiantly attempted to revisit the role that catapulted him to fame. There were moments—brilliant moments, in fact.
Seth Green (Riff Raff), Rosario Dawson (Magenta) and David Arquette (Eddie) gave standout performances. There were also terrific cameos during the floor show from Hairspray alums Marissa Jaret Winokur and a sexy, corset-wearing Garrett Clayton. Jason Alexander was a great narrator, but Frankie Grande was a curious Dr. Scott, oozing all of the raw masculinity of a young Tina Louise. Lance Bass rocked out as Rocky … complete with golden Speedo. If you missed this one-time-only event, some notable moments can be found on BillyMasters.com.
People are fleeing Ellen DeGeneres' social media platforms en masse. She lost more than half a million followers on Twitter and an equal number on Instagram. If those people are looking for someone new, might I suggest "Billy Masters TV?" The recent show with Lainie Kazan and Michele Lee in their first joint interview has gone viral and quickly became our most popular episode (beating out both Fran Drescher and Anita Pointer). Who would have thought Lainie and Mishy would become the queens of Billy Masters TV—I thought that was moi! Do me a favor and go to Billy Masters TV on YouTube and click "Subscribe." It costs you nothing and really helps us out.
Last week's shows with Christopher Sieber and Gilles Marini were great fun. This Tuesday, I'll host an Election Day special where I'll share gossip, chat with fans and show some of my favorite moments from the last few months. On Thursday, we focus on the Emerging Artists Theatre, which is hosting a benefit reading of Brian Belovitch's play "Boys Don't Wear Lipstick." We'll chat with Belovitch, director Everett Quinton and two of the stars who happen to be pals: Jonny Beauchamp and Tony winner Lena Hall. See all the shows on our YouTube channel, Billy Masters TV, or on BillyMasters.com/TV. "Billy Masters LIVE"—where the stars play by day.
Way back in 2012, Reed in Chicago sent in an "Ask Billy" question about Olympic gymnast Danell Leyva. At the time, some nude photos circulated which were allegedly texted to a girl he was trying to hook up with. Fast-forward eight years and Danell has come out … on National Coming Out Day: "For a long time I've known that I wasn't straight. But because of some very personal reasons, I always rejected that side of me. Earlier this year I finally understood that I'm bi/pan (still trying to figure that one out)." He added, "I also realized that, as of now at least, I'm not attracted to cis men." That's OK—baby steps, Danell. And, yes, before you ask, I'll post the photos again on BillyMasters.com.
In lieu of a new "Ask Billy" question, I want to take a moment to remember my friend Nikki McKibbin. You knew her as the scrappy contestant on season one of American Idol who came in third. We did several gay pride festivals together, and she was a hoot. She was a gal just waiting for a break. She got a few, but they never quite panned out the way she hoped. After a pretty hard life battling various addictions, she had an aneurysm last week and was brain-dead immediately. In accordance with her wishes, she was kept alive on machines for three days to arrange distribution of her organs. Till the end, she was a very special, giving person. Rest in peace, Nikki!
When I'm investigating dual citizenship, it's definitely time to end yet another column. Regardless of how the election goes, you should be checking out BillyMasters.com—the site that never disappoints. If you have a question, comment, or concern, drop a note to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com , and I promise to get back to you before all the votes are counted! So, until next time, remember: One man's filth is another man's bible.
