Relationships. In my thirteen years with my lovely, red-headed love slave we have seen many couples come and go ( and go and come ) . Personally, I cannot imagine what it would be like to try to date again. I hear other people talk about the online dating. I think they should be more clear in the profiles and really tell people which person they are of the couple. We all recognize these people. It would make dating a lot easier. These are the couples Robin and I have met throughout the years. So Strap This On for August!
The Top Ten Types of Couples
10 ) The 'I'm a Princess' Couple. This is the couple in which one partner does all the work--or, as I like to call it, 'Make me dinner, baby, and don't forget my glass of wine.'
9 ) The Volatile Couple. This couple loves to fight publicly and get themselves all worked up so they can go home and have make-up sex privately.
8 ) Childhood Sweethearts Couple. This couple has been together since high school or college and not been with anyone but each other.
7 ) The Beautiful Couple. These two are just both so beautiful, they have to be together. They spend lots of money on hair care products and tanning beds and never miss a chance to check themselves out in every reflective surface they pass by.
6 ) Wandering Eyes Couple. The couple who has one person that cheats and everyone knows but their partner. There's nothing like a digital camera and an anonymous email in those situations.
5 ) Drunk and/or high Couple. This couple has been drunk or high since the day they met and still are.
4 ) The 'What the Hell are They Doing Together' Couple. These people have nothing in common and do everything apart. This is better known as the marriage of convenience. I hope the sex is at least great or that one of them has a lot of money.
3 ) The Mommy/Daddy Syndrome Couple. Mommy/daddy didn't love them enough ( blah, blah, blah... get over it ) , so they marry their mom or dad and act like the partner is the missing parent.
2 ) The Get a Room Couple. This couple is physically all over each other publicly to the point of making everyone in the room uncomfortable. If I'm watching someone go at it, I at least want the award-winning porn soundtrack going... 'bow, chica bow bow.'
1 ) The You Complete Me Couple. OK, these two perfectly balance one another in every way. They openly love each other, are honest, faithful, still have disagreements, laughs, etc. Personally, I don't know how Robin and I got here. We just started dating a little over thirteen years ago, decided to move in together, make the commitment, and we're still here. No lesbian bed death here, thank you.
I can be reached at StrapThisOn@aol.com
