…Brown Sugar Bliss could be fatal, have you heard? Yes, the cold breakfast cereal, made by one of those cold breakfast cereal makers, has almonds in it, and almonds can be nasty to those highly allergic. We live in a world where something called Brown Sugar Bliss is bad for you and something called Saw Palmetto, which makes me think of Palmetto bugs, which most certainly should not be an ingredient in vitamins, is good …
… Duke University is in hella big trouble after doctors there dropped the wrong heart and lung into poor Jessica Santillan, effectively killing her. How the fuck do they make a mistake like that? Isn't the blood type written on the box? And you wonder why I won't go near any doctor …
… Wait, WHAT?? In Davis, Calif., a rhesus monkey escaped from a facility where deadly diseases are studied. Hmmm. That presents a rather ugly little problem, does it not? I don't know about you, but I think that monkeys who may be carrying, say, the Ebola virus, should definitely not be escaping. From anywhere. Unless, of course, those same monkeys are locked in the Senate gym, or the upstairs bathroom at the White House. Nothing would please me more than watching Bush's body eat itself…
… Watch that piercing, girlfriend! Did you know that the United Stupes melts down tons and tons of radioactive metal every year to be used as tools and belt-buckles and dental braces and the like? I wonder just how much of this so-called salvaged metal makes it into the jewelry we all wear; i.e., cock-rings and piercings and such? Gives a whole new meaning to 'dick of death' don't it? …
… You wanna know what weird is? Weird is sitting in an almost empty gay watering hole and hearing the patrons kind of explode in what could only be called pro-war fervor. And, using many a racial epithet to boot! Who are these people that I just bought a drink from? …
… What was that saying on Tony Blair's podium when he spoke at some Labour Party shin-dig on the same day as that massive anti-war demonstration in London? I'm sure it read: More Teachers, More Nurses, More Police. Well, yeah. You're gonna need more teachers to teach the nurses how to deal with all the shot-up people because of the fact that there are more police. Poor Tony. Perhaps his support of the U.S. war-drumming circle has backfired, no? He now finds himself between Iraq and a hard place …
… You learn something new every day. I thought I knew what a Tuna Taco was until I saw it on the cover of a Hustler magazine…
… So, R. Kelly's new album is called Chocolate Factory. Considering his recent troubles, perhaps he should have done a version of Patti Smith's 'Piss Factory' instead…
… make your palmetto bugs write me at joanjettblakk@yahoo.com
luv ya, JJB
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