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by Joan Jett-Blakk
2003-04-30

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... Like James Brown says: 'I'm back!' Well, I really didn't go anywhere,

but it sure seems as if I did. I missed you, darling, did you miss me? No?

Well, fuck you! ...

... Did you know that the police in this town have been told to stop arresting folks for what they call 'indecent, lewd or filthy acts'? Yep, apparently this law, or ordinance, rather, has been on the books for more than 100 years, and right now is in the middle of a federal lawsuit that is challenging its constitutionality. Now, usually, most people popped for this are people busted for pissing outside, and if you live near that baseball thing on Addison, you know what I mean. But, if I'm not mistaken, this law also includes acts like cocksucking in alleys.

I am a HUGE fan of getting my dick sucked in an alley. Hell, I'm rather fond

of getting my dick sucked anywhere, but alleys are quite fun, especially on warm summer nights (or early mornings, as the case may be). And, yes, I have been indecent, lewd and filthy. OK, maybe not filthy, but certainly obscene, and I have never been arrested for being any of those things, and now it looks like I won't be. You won't be, either.

Isn't that excellent news? Now we cocksuckees and cocksuckers can do the dance we like to do without worrying about Lilly Law pestering us!

Yippie!!! ...

... Now that the stupid war is winding down, and the media is beginning to

focus on other things (like that dumbass in California who killed his pregnant wife), I can read newspapers and listen to NPR again. I got so fucking sick of hearing even the word 'Iraq' that I watched only porn on TV, and read only car magazines. I'll bet you had no idea that I can bust a nut if I hear the starting of a hot-rod engine, did ya? That, and the sound of a skateboard. Anyway, it's fun to be joining the human race again, even if it is a race that cannot be won. Or won over ...

... Goodbye and thanks to Little Eva, Edwin Starr, and Nina Simone, who shed their mortal coil recently ...

... Tell me something, since all my friends seem to be spending a lot of time at Homo Depot, why can't the hardware giant improve their customer service?

I keep hearing horror stories. And, why can't I get a t-shirt with the Crafty Beaver logo on it, huh? ...

... luv from this milksop to all the other milksops out there ...

joanjettblakk@yahoo.com


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