The holiday season gets into the swing of things now as expansive Jupiter conjuncts volcanic Pluto. Prepare for an avalanche of cheerful fun that could bury you up to your neck. Ho... ho... ho... oops!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) If your hooves are itching for a little end-of-year escape, plan it now. The most important thing is to see what you can do to relieve stress and joyfully welcome in the holiday season. There are various means of stress reduction at your disposal. Ahem.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls hang their holiday balls all over town. Life is one long party with an open bar and elfin minions ready to attend to your every wish. How about wishing for something to lessen the throbbing in your head the morning after?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) December rings in deeper connection to those who are close to you. As you roast your chestnuts on a open fire, think about what you want in a relationship. Jupiter conjuncts Pluto and inflames your passion... or something like that. Watch out for sparks!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) As Jupiter hits Pluto, your workplace becomes a tinderbox of activity. Kaboom, gay Crab! Finish up old projects and clean off your desk before the new year bell rings. Before you know it, you will be off onto new things, new folks and new experiences.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions create a festive frolic that is destined to get you into mucho trouble. Unleash your inner party beast and find new ways to be the creative genius you were meant to become. How beastly will you behave? Let's just say true to form. Grrr.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) 'Tis the season to create opportunities to entertain family, friends and friends-to-be. Create a domestic frenzy. Don't try to take on too much though—just handle what you can easily control. Then deck the halls with hunks of.... well, how about hunks?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras are especially eloquent, compelling and delightful as Jupiter conjuncts Pluto through the month. Charm every scrooge and make very merry. There may even be an extra lump or two in your stocking at the evenings end. Err, coal... ?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Your end of year bonus is in the works. Gay Scorps are able to capitalize on it with careful fiscal acumen. What are you waiting for? Begin your research and start investing in the future. Before you know it you will become well-endowed. We can only hope!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers sparkle with personality and become a social force. Jupiter conjuncts Pluto and lends zest to every meeting and greeting. Start new projects, meet new folks. Just get out of your old skin and slip into someone else's!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) It is a great time to expand your vision of the future and create a generous legacy to your great personal works. Get involved in your favorite community efforts or with a certain worthy charitable cause. If not you then who? If not now then when?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians know how to gather the troops. How can you best get into the social swim when everything and everyone wants your attention at the same time? The secret is to not take on too much and then peter out. However, Peter being out is very good.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies with ambition can make their big move. Even those who prefer to take the holiday season off will find ample opportunities to climb another rung on the corporate ladder. You are pushed into the shark tank. Are you shark bait or shark hunter?
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