Saturn makes a move into practical Virgo this September, providing practicality and a sense of accomplishment. There is nothing beyond the realm of possibilities. Dream big. No, bigger!!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Working hard bring its rewards but the urge is to lie back and enjoy it. Saturn has other plans for you. The job beckons and you cannot ignore it or refuse it. But what seems onerous now pays off big dividends later. Rest on your laurels in the late fall.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Take that as a cue to sweat out a fabulous creation. Thankfully, queer Bulls are practical to a fault, so everything you do now is valuable grist for the future party season. It is never too early.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins need to rein in the vast array of home related projects and begin to tackle them one by one. Before you know it, you will have the home that you have always dreamed of, but never felt you deserved. Well that may still be true...
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Practice your public speaking, do your research and prepare to dazzle the immediate crowd this September. Overcome your shyness. Gay Crabs must not retreat into their shells. There is too much at stake to remain quiet and plotting.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions often don't know the meaning of delayed gratification. This September you come to terms with your reckless spending and may even make some giant steps towards solvency. Okay, we'll happily accept a few baby steps now.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins not only manage to make a serious and impactful first impression, they can also carefully analyze and launch long term projects. Yes, things may appear closer than they really are in the mirror but perseverance increases your speed.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Give your sixth sense free rein. Not only can you make better decisions, you also disarm rivals and overcome roadblocks to your success. Proud Libras have a trick or two up their sleeves this September. Hmm, is that really where they are??
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Surround yourself with good gay company. Be open to suggestion on all levels and take a few snippets of advice. Queer Scorps think that they know all the answers but Saturn begins to ask you a few new questions. Uhhh.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers face themselves in the mirror and see what they need to do to break their professional log jam. Maybe a change of focus is in order or maybe a complete change of job. The answers come to you in the next months. Play the lottery.......???
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Travel appears to be more trouble than it is worth but it is simply not true. Pink Caps who venture Out and explore the world benefit more than they expect. New ideas and new people contribute to a better rounded you. Or is it all that great exotic food?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians become more practical than usual in their love life. Your big dreams don't come cheap and neither should you. Saturn sez, focus your gaze on the big prize and do your best to attract the cream of the crop before you curdle.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are usually incurable romantics but September brings you down to Earth in any relationship that needs to be stabilized. If you are searching for a catch, check out some new ponds. A certain toad could turn out to be royalty. Then again...
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