If you enjoy extra caffeine in your coffee, wait until Mars and Mercury oppose Saturn. Whoosh! We are pushed head over heels into temptation. Be careful of what you wish; you get what you want with a jolting zetz. Pack a pillow to soften your splat.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rambos are wrenched from their quiet but enjoyable state of self-satisfaction and thrust into a political maelstrom in their career. The secret to success is to smile and never let the bastards know what you are really thinking.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Grab life's goodies while you can, but try not to trample on the toes of friends in the frantic rush for fulfillment. Although you won't admit it, you can have too much of a good thing now. Queer Bulls are never too old to have that one drink too many
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Ever had a thought which took on a dramatic life of its own? Prepare to create a few new lives this week when your ideas are released to the immediate universe. The force is with you; start the revolution around the world or even just across the street.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Lovers and other side dishes spice up the pot this week. Gay Crabs may find themselves trolling for the bottom feeders though if they allow the good times to get out of control. Excessive behavior tips the scales. Stay balanced.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Dreams demand a personal price. Mars and Mercury oppose Saturn and unleash annoying surprises at home and with family. Remember proud Lion, change is cathartic and liberating. If surroundings are not in sync with your synchronization, change them.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Things are going so well at work that you are tempted to toss caution to the wind and bare your soul ( and other things ) to coworkers. I suggest you bare it all at the health club and forget about making work more life affirming for the time being.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras may be floating on cloud nine with their latest wilde fling but may find that this love is definitely for sale. Be prepared to open up that checkbook and pay up. Don't be your stingy self, lover; Otherwise, believe me, you'll get exactly what you pay for.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) The demands of relatives prevent you from doing something personally fulfilling. Mars, Mercury and Saturn oppose and teach gay Scorps the importance of give and take. Balance in this old life is everything whether it's in love, like or disdainful tolerance.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Preparing to blast your opinions into the nearest galaxy? Anything is possible but consider your words before you speak. Your winning personality can avoid an all out nuclear war but it may take time for cooler heads to prevail... and ultimately win the war.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps could sit with the same old group wearing that same old winsome look or they can say, 'What the hell, everything is a risk' and take a leap of faith. It's amazing what can be accomplished once you put fears to the side and go for the main course.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Don't let partners become jealous of your success. If you have a solid relationship, it withstands the despot in you. If the partnership is built on sand and dreams, expect and shake out. The fates know what is what, which is which and who is who. Oh dear... .
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) 'Good things come to those who serve' is changed to 'No good deed deserves to go unpunished.' It's not as bad as it sounds, Guppie. Just don't expect a thank you at work. As long as you are personally fulfilled, why do you care what the bozos think?
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