Retro Mercury redirects and helps to correct any misdirected missives from the past weeks. Will you say what you mean and mean what you say? Ah, no more or no less than usual, I see.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) If you have had a few contretemps with compadres, correct them when Mercury redirects. Happily you can kiss and make up... if that is what you truly want to do. If not, at least agree to disagree and nod amiably as you pass in the street.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) All your best efforts at creating a shining corporate sensation have only resulted in an unintended glare. Queer Bulls can try again with senior staff to much better effect. Plan your course of action and bask in the glow of that gorgeous pink light.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins need an escape as past weeks have offered little in the way of relaxation and rejuvenation. Pack your bags and book a ticket. Will you find yourself buffeted and washed ashore on some long lost beach? Only if that is your plan!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Words of love may have missed their intended target. Gay Crabs find the right words to sway even recalcitrant lovers. But are mere banalities enough? Often actions speak louder and prouder than words. Did I say 'often'? I meant always.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) The past has had its ups and downs. You might not have heard what partners have been saying and they haven't been listening to you either. Proud Lions like to hear themselves roar. Maybe each of you can roar less and purr more now.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Has your day-to-day job been more onerous and frustrating than usual? Get back to work and apply yourself. Tackle every nasty little task that you have put off or buried somewhere on your desk. Queer Virgins are extremely productive now. Oh, goody.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras manage to have fun in even the most difficult circumstances. Is it their innate optimism? I think it is their need to escape the hum drum of their dreary existence. Let loose and enjoy anything creative now. Hmm, how creative can you be?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) The past weeks might have seen more domestic dust-ups. Maybe you thought that your needs weren't being met. Queer Scorps can correct past mistakes and set their domestic agenda on go, go, go. At least someone here can do that!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Even in the best of times, your ability to unintentionally blurt out rancid opinions is legendary. Help is on the way, gay Archer! Say what you mean and mean what you say and you won't be penalized for it. You won't if you don't want to be...
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Acquisitive pink Caps now pick themselves up, brush themselves off and try, try again. There is money to be made through careful investing and with a cold clear eye to the bottom line. Grab it in both hands and keep it from sagging further.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) The past weeks have been full of missed appointments, embarrassing interviews and less-than-stellar first meetings but Aqueerians can now redeem themselves. In fact, showing a little vulnerability can work to your favor. Remember-- just a little!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Usually Guppies are considered the most intuitive of folks but recently have had some static on their psychic hotline. Get back on track with renewed confidence. It is possible to focus and get into some great, karmic things. Hmmm, anyone we know?
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