While Sun in Pisces makes us very mellow, Venus pushes into brash Aries and upsets our applecart of love. Let's pick ourselves up and dust ourselves off as life takes on a few foggy twists and turns. Take any steps necessary to lap dance your way to happiness.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Set your personal agenda on go, go, go. Get involved in community efforts and make the world a better place. Break out of your routine, proud Ram, and let the world see how beautiful you are both inside and out. Lose the orange houndstooth vest though.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Friends become unpredictable, petulant, spacy or overly sensitive. Don't overreact to perceived slights or scuttle a perfectly beautiful friendship because of a rough patch. Queer Bulls should keep their opinions under wraps but not boxed in.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Your career takes an unexpected detour. Pink Twins are given some secret information that they may choose to use or just file away. A friendship evolves into much more, thanks to Venus. Who knows what can happen? I'll never tell.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Use the time to travel and scratch your itchy wanderlust. But check to be sure that you can really get away from the office. There is nothing that can ruin the mood like a buzzing Blackberry. Unless, of course, you are sitting on it.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Grrrr. Proud Leos have a tiger in their tank ( or is it a lion? ) . Try new lovers, positions or techniques. Venus spreads your reputation for excitement globally. The world knocks! Strike while the ardor is hot; next month it will be the same old pose. Snore!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Sun in Pisces helps even uptight gay Virgins loosen up. You more easily sway partners to your way of thinking without crushing them with petty demands. Venus reminds you that you can attract more flies with sweet sauterne than with old whine.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras might not accomplish much on the job this week. Slide by but don't become too complacent. Lazy sonofaguns find themselves out in the cold while other more industrious types bask in the warm spotlight. Maybe you can delegate... ?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Pick a winner, proud Scorp. You have a certain animal magnetism. Get out of your cage and choose a few creative pastimes to chew on. Let your gay muse take you to new heights. Now that's something you can really take to the bank!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) A new broom sweeps clean. Well considering your housekeeping abilities, it's probably more like a new broom sweeps a bunch of dust into the corner. Proud Archers may even decide to hang around the house after all. Achoo!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Sun in Pisces makes even dour old pink Caps sparkle in conversation. Your worst gaffes become delicious bon mots. Spread the gay cheer and think happy thoughts. Who knows where your avid imagination will take you... and a few jolly compadres.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians keep their eye on the bottom line. There is the possibility of a financial break. But be warned; Venus tempts you to squander on some loose change if you're not careful. Will you pick up any old Penny or Bill off the street?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are catapulted into the center of attention and reap the benefits of being on the top of everyone's list. Expect jealous snickering but ignore it. Your charisma puts the snickerers to shame. Who better to command the scene, you charmer you?
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