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out in the stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2007-02-14

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No sooner do you think it than you say it. But will you say what you really mean? Mercury changes signs and retrogrades, screwing up communication and getting us into hot water. Just in time for Valentine's Day! Prepare to get steamed and stewed. 

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Do they love you or not this Valentine's week? When in doubt, proud Rams should remain above-board, open and practical. Anything psychologically psychic or secretive morphs and causes confusion. Save the fog machine for the morning after.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Compadres provide the fun this Valentine's week. But will you join in the festivities or get lost in traffic? Check your dance card twice and be sure to get directions and the right time. Don't be a day late and a dollar short. That is my two cents.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Avoid major presentations or important meetings at work. There is the chance that your performance will not meet your usual great standards or have the intended effect. Take a long lunch or, even better, vacation with your valentine. Lose the crackberry.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs yearn to lounge on some beach with a valentine but your luggage may get there before you... or not at all! Double check any grand scale plans and when in doubt, stay close to home and phone it in. That is if your phone is still working... 

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions daydream about all sorts of illicit liaisons but your musky message may fall into the wrong hands. Aim your desires carefully. There is nothing more disappointing than kissing a potential royal and waking up to just another toad.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins yearn to make their affections known. Do not wear your heart on your sleeve. It only increases your dry-cleaning bill and not get you where you need to be emotionally. Keep your intentions on a slow simmer... at least for a week.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Will you find your valentine around the water cooler? Possibly. There is a greater chance that your love missives will be filed or shredded. See what you can accomplish on more mundane levels. A week of hard work will make all the difference... .

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Your Valentine's celebrations will be everything you want and much more. Err, perhaps a bit too much more. Expect misjudgments and embarrassing miscommunications. But thankfully folks have short memories. At least you hope so.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Appliances may go on a mysterious fritz, mail gets lost, phones are full of static. But then isn't this is a great excuse to pull yourself away from all the action and relax with a certain valentine? Oops, there go the lights! Heh heh.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Will your arrow miss its mark? Pink Caps are very careful and measured in their speech and may inadvertently spill a few beans or say something that they later regret. Why not let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words?

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians overspend without thinking on assorted valentines and not get their money's worth. Disappointment can lead to further squandering. No matter. Before you know it Mercury moves and you revert back to your cheap miserly ways.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies ache for the attention of a few influential valentines and make their move a bit too early or forcefully. Wait and carefully plan your move. Before you know it, your natural grace reappears and you charm all snakes. Err, is that what you want?

( c ) 2007 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.


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