Expect a burst of delirious, delicious luck as Jupiter bumps Pluto and tickles Neptune this week. No matter how far flung and outlandish your dream, it may even come true. Of course, then your wake up alarm will go off... .
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Jupiter, Pluto and Neptune mix camaraderie with travel and create a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Reach out and touch someone any way you can, gay Ram. Okay, reach out and touch a whole bunch. Do I see low-hanging bananas?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are drawn into an office romance full of secret memos and dangerous liaisons. But as fast as this dreamy, creamy energy manifests is as fast as it curdles and dissipates. Will you have a buffed blackberry or a black and blue berry?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) This is the perfect week to whisk partners off to parts unknown and get to know them better. Single pink Twins have an opportunity to attract the water nymphs of their wet dreams or a even a stray billy goat gruff. Unless of course you are just into trolls.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs are feisty as well as more efficient. This means that exercise or new diet regimes have greater impact, albeit in the short term, and any work commitments can be easily met and accomplished. Don't slack. Get pumping any way you can.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions are not only on a tear creatively, they are also quite adept at turning on the charm and capturing an elusive heart or two. But turn off all the sturm und drang as you process. Smooth and silky gets the role and gets to rock and roll.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) This is the time to draw up your love plans, get the right advice and put things into action. Before you know it you will build the perfect pink palace... complete with a battalion of palace guards. Ah, how to choose? How to choose?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) As charming and diplomatic as you think you are, you ain't seen nothing yet. Proud Libras should weigh their words carefully and ask for what they really want. No sooner said than it is done. Is it well done, rare or just overheated?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Pluto, Jupiter and Neptune add a layer of comfort to your bottom line. Gay Scorps manage to massage their assets effectively and watch their dough rise. Will that soothe your restless bones? Ah, there's the rub...
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) No matter how hard you try to blend in, certain people conspire to push you Out. Good thing too; Not only do you need to present your own agenda, you are enlisted to handle a few others. If not you, who? If not now, when?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Embrace your intuition and let the little voices lead you into new, lucrative adventures. Pink Caps are often too careful and conservative for their own good. The payoff for remaining loose and open is enormous. At least that is what the spirits are telling me.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Compadres have a few tricks up their sleeves and much of it involves you. Plan a few soirées. You expand your circle and enter any new group you desire. Aqueerians have more fun to the square inch this week. Why not take it to the full yard?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies feel their professional oats and get recognition. But recognition alone will not float your boat. Fulfill your corporate destiny, perform charitable deeds and improve your standard of living. When in doubt, concentrate on the latter.
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