Who puts the cream in our coffee? Who puts the salt in our stew? There are a couple of 'outer' planets that stir surprises in our various cosmic concoctions throughout 2007. The next months promise to be everything that we want and so, so much more. Uh oh...
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Spread your influence any way you can. Proud Rams can plan on more than a few wilde excursions. You will meet a variety of mysterious and shocking folks who keep you on your toes. Will you be tossed head over heels? Hey, whatever turns you on.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Most of your sexual oomph occurs in January so make it last as long as you can. Expand your influence in new social groups as well as reconnect with pals. You find that there are times when your eyes are too big for your stomach. This is a bad thing??
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins pine to connect with someone on a deeply personal level. Improve current relationships or venture Out and form new ones. 2007 tosses possibilities in your professional path. Will you sleep your way to the top from the bottom? Typical.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs who burn the midnight oil should take a reality check. Are you going where you need to go? You may begin to see some real progress or maybe you will recognize the futility of all work and no play. I am betting on the latter.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Even your social life begins to heat up. Proud Lions magically ascend to the 'A' list from something quite a bit lower on the alphabet. Who lit your candle? Who cares as long as they sing along as you light it at both ends. What's that sizzly smell?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) 2007 brings your domestic agenda out of committee and onto the floor for a vote. Queer Virgins deserve a feathered nest full of all of the latest equipment. Think of what you really want and make it happen now that Pluto and Jupiter are in your zipcode.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) A great idea moves mountains. So pile all your great beliefs in a large bag and haul them around, gay Libra. Some of them are brilliant. Some are not. You will be shocked at what resonates and pays your bills. There is certainly no accounting for tastes!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) 2007 can be your big payoff year. Or maybe not. You see, proud Scorp, it all depends on how much you really want it. You can give it lip service but if it doesn't come from the heart, what good is it? If you sell your soul get a top price for it.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are too good to be true in January. They rub elbows with the glamoratti and glitterati and can go anywhere they want. Sadly though you may set your sights too low ( as is usually the case ) and settle for less than you deserve. Don't!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Do you have a guardian angel? It seems that way when you get too many coincidental lucky breaks. Why ask why, pink Cap? But don't let it be all take and no give. Practice a bit of safe karma along the way. Give till it hurts. Ouch!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Your popularity soars this January. Make every encounter count. Aqueerians should not content themselves with short platonic interludes that spark for the moment and then go nowhere. Okay, sometimes short and sweet has its advantages too.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Who lit your corporate rocket, Guppie? Suddenly all your hard work and patience pays off. 2007 is the year to make a professional name for yourself. Let's hope that it is better than the names that they are using for you now.
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