Despite our urge to heartily party through the remainder of 2006, we might actually benefit from a reflective pause. Sun in Capricorn offers a serious assessment of our prior acts. Yeah, enough of that! Pass the champagne!!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Round out the remainder of your 2006 with a deliberate corporate push. Proud Rams increase their end-of-year bonus with one last lucky gasp. Sun in Cap puts professional oomph in your inbox. Either that or it's from your after hours office party... .
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls need to travel. But if time and money are tight, spend your waning 2006 days with a choice array of exoticisms from foods to folks. There is nothing more energizing than seeing the world from a new, refreshing angle. Uh, spread eagle?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins have buckets of love to give and are looking for the chance to spill it. Sun in Cap puts a crimp in your style but sometimes there is nothing more attractive than vulnerability. That is usually when there are no other discernable assets... .
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Use the remainder of the year to cement current relationships or create new ones. If you are in the market, get Out there and window shop. Be discerning while you have the varied choices. Opportunities like this don't come around often... for you.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Celebrate the holidays with a rousing last minute effort around the office. Tie up loose ends ( anyone we know? ) and finish off any long-pending projects. You have the satisfaction of a job well done! Does delegating count?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) This is your time to be inventive, queer Virgin. You may concoct an artistic masterpiece or a memorable end of year basheroo. Remember that a thing of beauty is a joy forever. So choose your guest list carefully and include many, many things.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) There is no better time than enjoying the holidays in the comfort of your home. Spruce up your surroundings and liberally decorate with an attractive, festive crowd. Sun in Cap provides 99% inspiration and 1% perspiration... or something like that.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Queer Scorps are usually very careful with their words and may even be a bit secretive. Open up, give in your feelings and let yourself emote. With Sun in Cap you can now speak from the heart and be heard. Oops. Do I smell something burning?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Do you have any capital gains to reap? You turn a small pile into a large one with a little homework and effort. Gay Archers turn their talents to fiscal matters and can make a few extra year end bucks. Make them do what, you lucky bastard!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) There are so many interesting new possibilities, ideas, folks and projects that it will be difficult to choose the best ones. Don't rush into anything. Sun in your sign gives you charisma, social magnetism and everyone's unblinking attention. Oops.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Let your imagination run wilde, Aqueerius. Sun in Cap opens your locked closet doors and releases your assorted ids, gremlins and demons. Sweep out the old and welcome in the new. This will be some New Year's celebration!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Find any excuse to get Out and mingle, Guppie. Deepen your social pool and swim in new schools. Reconnect with old pals and make new ones. You find co-conspirators who are ready and raring to get into all sorts of mischief. Don't disappoint.
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